

Wanking Simulator
SIG Publishing · 2020 · Action, Adventure, Open World, First-Person, Sandbox
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About Wanking Simulator
Welcome to Gay Bay, a town in which you need to take the matter into your own hands

You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbours. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.
Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking - you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage, etc.
The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible, complete story & side missions and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused.
You are free to go wherever you want and destroy anything you want.
Our protagonist is given unlockable superpowers, such as spells, magic cumshots etc.

A more serious list of features:
- Explore a nice neighbourhood full of things ready to be sent flying into space
- Destroy things, throw people around, blow up cars (fun), or be a civilized man whose goal is to quietly wank (boring)
- Unlockable abilities, such as an explosion spell, or spawning an aggressive Pony which will help you fight bad human beings
- Drive your uncle's car, complete deliveries & race missions, or chase the clouds with a hot air balloon
- Sandbox Mode - customize everything as you wish, gravity, the power of your mighty kick, etc.
- Arena Mode - fight off as many waves of enemies as you can
- Parkour Mode - jump around, avoid bullets and kick bad guys
- Wankhan DLC - visit Wankhan and recapture the disease cure from bad humans
- Challenges Mode - complete difficult missions on time, each one is different
- Customize your character - change the colour of the skin, clothing, etc.
- Achievements & Global Leaderboard - upload your high scores and compete with other wankers
- 5 days cycle - each day there are different events happening in Gay Bay
- Try to cause as much property damage as you can and upload your total score to the Leaderboard
MATURE CONTENT
ALL IN-GAME CHARACTERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18.
The game contains elements that mimic sexual behaviour, i.e. masturbation. NO GENDER ARE VISIBLE! The game only shows the movement itself, which is accompanied by the sound of masturbation. There is violence in the game - you can stun other characters, beat them and kick them.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Players appreciate the game's humorous, irreverent take on everyday life with absurdist comedy reminiscent of Postal 2, finding it entertaining for casual laughs. However, many criticize the core gameplay as shallow and repetitive, with complaints that it boils down to simple clicking mechanics without much depth or substance.
Its an epic story of a middle class man who is struggling in life just like us.6 found this helpful
Here is boxing, not wanking1 found this helpful
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Never spent more happy spending 1 euro, sold all my cs skins for this game!
Its like Postal 2, only a bit more derp. Its good if your in the mood for a laugh
This game is.. Mid It just "left click" simulator
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