WARRIORS ALL-STARS

Randomly generated maps with instant loss conditions where the most important stat is how fast you can walk, which you cannot easily raise. Allied generals who can't be alone for 10 seconds in a room with an enemy general without falling down. Messenger units who spawn in a room with 4 enemy generals and fall down as soon as you see the message. Lu Bu is less intimidating to fight that the little girl who just refuses to die for 30 seconds.

This is not "Warriors All-Stars," this is "Koei All-Stars," but that doesn't stop this game from being one of the most random titles that Koei ever released and won't do anything with again. This game is jam packed with some of the most ADHD ridden fantasies you could ever imagine. It's repetitive, niche, and somewhat boring. If I never mentioned the ADHD part, you wouldn't imagine that it's a grab for suckers like me. This doesn't mean it's a bad game, it's just not the best Warriors title you could find, but you're not playing for the crossovers, you're playing for the weird things that happens. You're fighting Chinese warriors, Japanese warriors, cute anime monsters, scary anime monsters, furries, dog furries, weirder looking dog furries-- you name it, this game has it, from massage chairs, characters default animating their hands slamming down on a Temco machine, hot springs for all the women you'll see, unless you're a guy like me that swings both ways, you'll see all the men as well. There's giant bird monsters, yokai, pretty anime boys, pretty anime girls, Ryu Hayabusa from the Ninja Gaiden series, alchemy girls, boobs, abs, edgelord furry man that plays with balls,…

Probably one of my favorite Warriors games, mainly because of the Koei games crossover & the chance to play as characters outside of DW & SW in an action game. The only real downside is the number of endings. Even if you complete a playthrough & get the "true" ending (which is also the most complete route in terms of battles), the game can still feel a bit short. The alternate endings honestly aren't worth it anyway. I'd only recommend the "true" ending & one other route, since those are the only ones that actually reach the final part of the game & give you more insight into the story. The playable characters interact with each other in the "break zone" between battles & it's really fun & interesting to read those conversations & see who ends up interacting with whom. The dialogue changes every time you finish a battle & return to the that zone. You also get special conversations with characters whose affinity you've increased, as well as bathub scenes that change depending on both the character you choose & whoever happens to be there. The combat is also great & I'd say it has one of the best combat systems in the Warriors series. Speaking of combat, another thing I don't lik…

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probibly the most warrior game i ever seen and played , theres like a ton of fandoms all in one game, its not bad its not good , its fun yes