Zombie Battle

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"Zombie Battle" is, well, as the developer helpfully advises us, "The Zombies killing the doctors! Your name is 'Joe'. You are Soldier'". I never saw such a ringing endorsement for a game. Anyway all you do here is shoot asset flipped guns at asset flipped zombies in asset flipped environments. There's no real game here, and it's kind of weird they forgot to put a huge price tag on it. The game graphics look better than you might expect, but that's just because it looks like some or all of them are "borrowed" from asset stores or wherever. Gamers can tell... and it comes across as insincere. There's also the old adage that those who lack the budget and talent to make their own game assets usually lack the budget and talent to do the rest of the job of game development properly, too. This is "free" enough, at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 3 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. B…

Nothing and i mean NOTHING couldve prepared me for the absolute marvel of a game this was. In the fabled 8 minutes i spent traversing the environment and killing the undead my life flashed before my eyes. I saw scenes of the next generation happily playing on my yard while i cooked the BBQ with my best friend Josh from across the street while our wives reminisced about old times and how the kids are all growing up happy and healthy. This incredible masterpiece opened my eyes to a whole entire new perspective of life. I went out today with my friend and we were just walking when suddenly we are approached by a billionaire who offered us a bajillion bucks and 10 wives each. When we asked him why whats going on he just said "Here boys. Yall deserve it. Thank you for playing my game i tryuly feel happy after seeing the appreciation to my craft taht you guys expressed.". We stood there frozen in shock unable to believe what we thought was a simple fun little creation on Unity was a mans true purpose in life and wed just fulfilled it. "Thank you Zombie Battle man. ???. Because um youre the creator of Zombie Battle. Oh yeah." And with that he just left us his fortune and he DUSTED away. C…

should be named doctor saving simulator.. that's all u do also there's no supported Fullscreen yes u can play it but its just compressed basically.. and the menu is broken then..

Pretty cool concept! easy controls and great flashlight. Rescuing Doctors from Zombies gives us an objective to do while mowing down herds of the UN-Dead. Fun little game thus far.

If you play one minute of this game, you've played every minute of this game. It's not a total trash heap (little janky, but it does play pretty solid). However, there is little to no reason to play because it is repetitive AF. I honestly got bored with the lackluster gameplay.