Fashion Police Squad

This is like the Adam Sandler movie of video games, but I didn’t really find it funny. Like an Adam Sandler movie, everything in this game is just a structure to serve jokes to you. The plot is over-the-top stupid, you’re a police officer that fixes people’s terrible fashion. Everything is a fashion joke. Very… flamboyant fashion jokes. Not my thing. You find secrets where the MC dressed up in weird-ass outfits. There is a goofy hackerman bossfight. It’s all trying to be very stupid and fun. Only a few of these jokes actually landed, which just left me either bored or uncomfortable for the majority of this game. Gameplay’s also just okay. They have an elemental weakness type of system where certain guns are used to hit enemies that have committed certain fashion ‘crimes’. The issue I have with this system is that it’s not doing more damage or doing less damage, it’s doing damage or doing no damage at all. It just feels awkward. Being forced into certain weapons no matter what just feels weird. Even if I’m close range and all instincts scream shotgun, I gotta use the assault rifle. This on top of your guide NPC popping up textboxes whenever you accidentally shoot someone that…

It's sorta like Doom, except each enemy can only be defeated by one or two of your weapons. I had a stupid smile on my face playing all the way up to the fire enemies. From that point on, I got more and more frustrated with the game and just wanted it over with. The platforming sections go on way too long and combat becomes tedious and unnecessarily and uncharacteristically difficult. If you can get it on sale and play it on Easy, maybe you'll have a better time. I just can't recommend from the last half of the game and that really is a shame. There are some, if I may say, fabulous ideas and artwork here. [h1]The Good[/h1] +Really really great presentation and premise. So much potential. +A few levels and bosses with novel (for a FPS) mechanics +Major boss fights have checkpoints at most phases +Subtle references to other games +Writing caused me to chuckle on occasion +Can fast forward through dialog (useful with more frequent late game deaths) [h1]YMMV[/h1] ~Short but unskippable splash screens ~It'd be 100% family-friendly except for one out-of-place late game enemy type ~Checkpoint save system ~Becomes surprisingly difficult as game progresses. Normal gets Ha…

Very fun and well made! Lots of funny moments in a story filled with riveting twists and turns. Unique in that each enemy has its own method of needing to be defeated. I recommend!

Second boss is pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and controls are frustrating! ♥♥♥♥ this game!

Enemy spam with very closed corridors and very little space to work with really drags this game down. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing this.

It's not a bad game - I did think it was interesting that you had to use specific guns or tactics depending on the enemy, but the lack of movement options limits the overall difficulty. Even on the highest setting its not much different. Music, graphics, gameplay - outside of its amusing puns - all a bit too mid. There's better boomer shooters out there. If you think this looks interesting I'd say its still worth some attention, but the memorability is limited.