Vampire Therapist

Vampire Therapist

Little Bat Games · July 18, 2024 · Visual Novel, Education, LGBTQ+, Vampires, Philosophical

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Standard Edition · Steam
$14.99
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Vampire Therapist price by region

Vampire Therapist costs £2.69 in the United Kingdom, €3.02 in Europe (EUR), $3.60 in the United States, $9.75 in Georgia (USD), CA$12.65 in Canada, zł13.94 in Poland, A$14.25 in Australia, NZ$16.62 in New Zealand and R$18.95 in Brazil right now.

Cheapest Vampire Therapist offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £2.69 −68% £8.29 £2.69 4
Europe (EUR) €3.02 −69% €9.59 €3.02 7
United Statesyour region $3.60 −63% $9.75 $3.60 6
Georgia (USD) $9.75 −35% $9.75 — 2
Canada CA$12.65 −35% CA$12.65 — 2
Poland zł13.94 −68% zł44.19 zł13.94 4
Australia A$14.25 −35% A$14.25 — 2
New Zealand NZ$16.62 −35% NZ$16.62 — 2
Brazil R$18.95 −38% R$30.55 R$18.95 3

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Vampire Therapist

✦ AI summary

Vampire Therapist is a narrative adventure where you play Sam, a reformed Wild West gunslinger turned therapist, guiding emotionally troubled vampires through centuries of trauma using real cognitive behavioral therapy techniques in a moody German goth club. It's a BAFTA-nominated comedy that blends earnest self-help with dark humor, featuring an all-star voice cast and a story that teaches actual therapy concepts while exploring what it means to find peace in an immortal, ever-changing world.

Vampire Therapist is the BAFTA-nominated narrative adventure / therapy simulator in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, Young Frankenstein, My Dinner with André, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.
This isn't your typical visual novel — featuring a fangtastic cast (such as Matthew Mercer, Sarah Grayson, and Cyrus Nemati), Vampire Therapist teaches real therapy concepts with a story that explores what it means to live, die, live again, and maybe even how to feel alive. Because even vampires deserve to love themselves.Step into the boots of Sam, a reformed Wild West gunslinger turned vampire therapist. After centuries of bloodshed, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old blood-sucking mentor in a moody German nightclub, to guide fellow vampires through the twists and turns of their immortal existence — offering them a chance at self-acceptance in a world that feels ever more alien.
From self-loathing vampires who’ve witnessed millennia of human folly to agoraphobic social media addicts, and even those grappling with the trauma of seeing too many awful streaming series (we’ve all been there), Sam’s got his work cut out for him. With each session, Sam will challenge cognitive distortions using real-life therapy techniques to help his clients reconnect with reality — even if reality has left them behind.You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it.That is, if you can accept yourself first.

What Critics Are Saying:

"It's simultaneously earnest and winningly ridiculous...a labor of love, and an original one at that." — The Spectator "Vampire Therapist is shaking a lot of things up in one very elegant bag." — Rock Paper Shotgun "Every single character was memorable, and the thought of even more quirky clients for Sam to treat is exciting." — GameRant "I came away from Vampire Therapist actively wanting to emotionally improve and be kinder to myself" - GamesRadar
  • Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality.
  • A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age.

  • An All-Star Voice Cast:  Featuring Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur's Gate 3), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and the game's creator, Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre).

  • Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite.

  • Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!
  • Peaceful Play: You can't lose in Vampire Therapist, and you'll always have a chance to learn and try again... just like life! If you're looking for bad endings or want to kill NPCs, Steam has many excellent offerings for you.
NOTE: Please read the content warning thoroughly before purchase. The game deals with mature and challenging themes that are not for the faint of heart.

Vampire Therapist — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Steam Deck
Playable
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Sep 20, 2026
The briefest way I can say why I don't recommend this game is that it's based on CBT. The art is good, the concept is charming, it's polished. It is absolutely researched and based on real psychological principles. Unfortunately, they're CBT, and it was so deeply frustrating to watch my protagonist miss many opportunities for deeper emotional exploration in order to play cognitive distortion gotcha. Fallacies are intellectual; at best, they will give you a greater ability to shame yourself into a certain kind of functioning. This works in some situations for some amount of time. It isn't good therapy. The game is good but I kept having to pause to get upset about the modality and at 3 hours in I don't want to pick it back up. It was certainly made with love and skill but the method was so misguided I can't finish it, thus I can't recommend it.
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Recommended Sep 29, 2026
THE CHARACTERS ARE AMAZINGLY FLESHED OUT, AND THE GAME USES REAL THERAPY TACTICS AND STRATAGIES also drayne is hot
Recommended Sep 26, 2026
I'm not sure I've ever actually left a Steam review but felt obligated here. This game was sitting in my library for an embarrassingly long time and I just started playing it yesterday. It is *FANTASTIC* Not only am I having a blast with it, I'm learning about some issues I need to work on in my own life. It has a similar format and feel to Phoenix Wright except instead of the ridiculous clues you use there, there are real actual therapy concepts you're using here. And doing so is a total blast. The art is amazing. The humor is great. The voice acting is spectacular. And the central premise is absolutely unique, fun as hell, AND full of useful information. If you think you might even remotely be interested in this, just buy it.
Recommended Sep 25, 2026
The number of times I have to pause and go "ooooh, that's why" in relating to some clients in this game makes me love it even more. I'm already a sucker for vampire-related games, so this already sucked me in and every time I play a session, I feel like I had therapy myself (in a good way!)
Recommended Sep 20, 2026
10/10 hilarious, great characters. I know gaming isn't any kind of substitute for therapy, but I did feel a lot better after playing this.
Recommended Sep 19, 2026
I enjoy this game. I've completed the first month of clients. The game has gone a bit glitchy as the cognitive dissidents are updated. Unfortunately the glitches are stopping me from selecting the correct answer. Using steam deck I'm unable to select from the updated list, so I'm stuck cycling the same conversation. I've tried updating the controller to use the mouse cursor, but clicking does not select the item under the mouse, instead sets the conversation to loop at high speed.

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