Monkey Land 3D: Reaper Rush

[h1] This game tries a little bit of every platformer, but bad controls, lack of direction and messy level design makes it fairly unplayable. [/h1]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. Not just one of the worst games, one of the worst things humanity has ever produced. I hate everything about this. The controls are awful with jumping that's somehow both floaty and inadequate, where the stupid monkey can't jump over even the smallest gaps. There's a loading screen tip that says that if you mash attack you can stay floating, but that's just a lie and doesn't work. Combat is also floaty and you never feel like hits connect, you just flail into the air and hope that the enemy dies. The levels are abject garbage, just one tiny room with some platforms and a billion collectable bananas that seemingly do nothing. You can talk to other monkeys and animals and they say the most inane things with poor grammar. The monkey "J-Rock" called me "bruh". Let's not even talk about the UI. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say worst UI ever seen in a game. It's shockingly ugly and looks like what your little toddler cousin would whip up they knew how to Photoshop. It's an eye-melting visual cacophony of fonts, colors and ugly drawings. And the game makes you flip through like 10 screens of it every single t…

The Ape Escape sequel we all have been waiting for! With a bit more polishing and work, I can see myself enjoying this game. There's potential with the character's movement.

it almost a playable game but really glitchy. -i could jump through gates -i had "talk to j-rock" permanently on my screen -controls are poor, mainly jumping and attacking -bloom need adjusted -i don't need to hear the games name every 5min

Bad game. Bad movie quotes. Bad optimization.

Much like the majority of reviews for this game, this simply falls a bit flat. It's kind've all over the place. It's not very enjoyable at all.