DRINK HUMAN BEANS

DRINK HUMAN BEANS

Last Dissent · December 17, 2025 · Dystopian , Walking Simulator, Psychological Horror, Dialogue Heavy, Linear

Buy DRINK HUMAN BEANS from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

PC
Positive100% · 22
Best price
$4.99
lowest tracked $3.34
Steam Buy at Steam

Prices last checked

More games under $5 →More Steam deals →

Where to buy DRINK HUMAN BEANS — official stores

Steam
Steam
Standard Edition · Steam
$4.99
Buy

DRINK HUMAN BEANS price by region

DRINK HUMAN BEANS costs £1.36 in the United Kingdom, €1.52 in Europe (EUR), $4.99 in the United States, $4.99 in Georgia (USD), CA$5.99 in Canada, A$6.95 in Australia, NZ$7.89 in New Zealand, zł8.43 in Poland and R$19.49 in Brazil right now.

Cheapest DRINK HUMAN BEANS offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £1.36 −70% £4.59 £1.36 2
Europe (EUR) €1.52 −71% €5.19 €1.52 2
United Statesyour region $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Canada CA$5.99 CA$5.99 — 1
Australia A$6.95 A$6.95 — 1
New Zealand NZ$7.89 NZ$7.89 — 1
Poland zł8.43 −61% zł21.49 zł8.43 2
Brazil R$19.49 R$19.49 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

Screenshots

About DRINK HUMAN BEANS

Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!

Features:

  • Relatable phone-based interaction system.
  • Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.
  • A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.

Privileges:

  • Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.
  • Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.
  • Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field
    (Security Clearance Required).

Minimum Qualifications:

  • Must be able to read, quickly.
  • Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.
  • Able to complete assigned tasks independently.

Preferred Qualifications:

  • Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.
  • Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.
  • Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.
  • Strong desire to generate Value.
  • Tinnitus resistance.
  • Morally flexible.

Important System Disclosures:

  • Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.
  • Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.
  • During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.
  • Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.
  • Genuine human interaction is not available at this time.

Disclaimers:

*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value.





"The future of Capitalism is all about you swimming up a little straw when I suck on it."


Kotaku.gov

DRINK HUMAN BEANS — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Players praise this surreal psychological adventure for its compelling writing, unsettling atmosphere, and creative use of a phone-based interaction mechanic that initially feels gimmicky but grows engaging. Common complaints center on unclear objectives and direction, forced stealth sections, and ambiguity about whether the game actually has an ending, though the bizarre and stressful experience is generally seen as intentional and compelling rather than a flaw.

Recommended May 17, 2026
I wish I'd played this sooner. Aside from forced stealth section (never like those), the writing and atmosphere are absolutely engrossing. I'm unsure if I finished it, but everything about it is so weird and interesting I really hope to see more projects from the developer.
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 30, 2026
There's Human in the beans! A surreal psychological narrative adventure about a person trapped in some kind of dystopian apartment complex. You have to use a phone to interact with pretty much everything in the game making it the phone the main mechanic. At first I thought this would get annoying but it grew on me and I ended up really enjoying it. There is also a banger song at the recycling machine about being alone and needing some company that will probably get stuck in my head. The robot in the hallway was super chill, it definitely won't turn into a bloodlusting human killer. I recommend this if you want a weird somewhat stressful adventure.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 18, 2026
I’m almost at a loss for words. This is absolutely a wild ride from start to finish and I haven’t finished… not yet at least. The suspense and build ups are very good. It is immersive and there’s different paths you can go through. I’m genuinely impressed at how good this game is, and I think I’ve got to take a bit of Break before I can get back into it. This game Blends inspiration from other games within this genre ideas so uniquely and creatively. It’s fresh and it could easily be seen the passion that went into development.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 5, 2026
Good game
Recommended Jan 2, 2026
At first I was like - This is weird I have no idea what I am doing and I am still kinda like that. However, there is a charm to the game. I enjoy it it feels very bizarre, confusing and makes you question what you are doing. I like the dark tones, creepy atmosphere, weird music, jumpscare hand dryer. They all work well together. I did have one small thing with the game that I wish was explained a bit more/highlighted is what I was doing from the get go. It was slightly confusing but once I got the hang of it I enjoyed it.
Recommended Dec 31, 2025
It's very good, love the lore and the scary atmosphere... but they either need to point you in the direction to complete the story, or there isn't a end to the story.

Community reviews

—

0 reviews

Sign in to write a review.

No reviews yet. Be the first to review this game.

More like DRINK HUMAN BEANS

News

All news →
Minecraft Dungeons 2 Deluxe Edition: skip it, play on Game PassXbox

Minecraft Dungeons 2 Deluxe Edition: skip it, play on Game Pass

The Minecraft Dungeons 2 Deluxe Edition asks you to pre-order two unannounced DLC packs for a game Game Pass already gives you. What it contains, and why the upgrade can wait.

Sep 30, 2026
Is DayZ worth it? A straight answer before you buyPC

Is DayZ worth it? A straight answer before you buy

Is DayZ worth it? Twelve years on it is still the genre's least forgiving game. What you are buying, who it suits, and what our 97-day price record says about the timing.

Sep 30, 2026
Transport Fever 3 price: which edition to buy on launch dayPC

Transport Fever 3 price: which edition to buy on launch day

Transport Fever 3 is out today. The Transport Fever 3 price splits three ways, the loyalty discount has a fortnight-long fuse, and our record shows what the older game really costs.

Sep 29, 2026
No Man's Sky price: how low it gets and when to buyPC

No Man's Sky price: how low it gets and when to buy

The No Man's Sky price has come a long way down since 2016, and the game is on PC Game Pass too. Our tracked 12-month low, the regional key gap, and what to actually pay.

Sep 29, 2026
Sekiro cheap: what our price record shows, and what to avoidDeals

Sekiro cheap: what our price record shows, and what to avoid

Search Sekiro cheap and the results are keyshop listings, not a store discount. Our three-month price record explains the gap, and why so few live offers changes the advice.

Sep 28, 2026
System Shock 2 Remaster free on Epic from 1 OctoberFreebies

System Shock 2 Remaster free on Epic from 1 October

System Shock 2 Remaster free on Epic from 1 to 8 October, alongside BURIED STARS. Our price record shows why its floor has not moved in three months, and why waiting beats buying this week.

Sep 28, 2026
Dead Island 2 cheap: which edition, and what the price doesPC

Dead Island 2 cheap: which edition, and what the price does

Dead Island 2 cheap used to mean under a dollar. Our price record shows the floor has roughly doubled since September - here is which edition to buy, and the one that is a trap.

Sep 27, 2026
Steam Autumn Sale 2026: the games that cannot be discountedDeals

Steam Autumn Sale 2026: the games that cannot be discounted

The Steam Autumn Sale 2026 runs 1-8 October, but Valve's own rules bar every September release from it. Which games are locked out, and what our record says about the two biggest.

Sep 27, 2026

Top games right now

All rankings →
  1. 1Counter-Strike 2Free
  2. 2Dota 2Free
  3. 3PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDSFree
  4. 4Grand Theft Auto V Legacy—
  5. 5Terraria$2.20
  6. 6Rust$25.62
  7. 7Team Fortress 2Free
  8. 8Black Myth: Wukong$35.70
  9. 9HELLDIVERS™ 2$30.56
  10. 10ELDEN RING$52.89
  11. 11Apex Legends™Free
  12. 12Left 4 Dead 2$9.99
  13. 13Stardew Valley$14.73
  14. 14Wallpaper Engine$3.99
  15. 15Euro Truck Simulator 2$4.99
  16. 16Dead by Daylight$10.40
  17. 17Red Dead Redemption 2$10.54
  18. 18Baldur's Gate 3$41.99
  19. 19Phasmophobia$18.29
  20. 20War ThunderFree
  21. 21Call of Duty®—
  22. 22ARK: Survival Evolved$14.24
  23. 23Among Us$3.03
  24. 24The Forest$19.99