Hans

Hans (at0m)

at0m · November 6, 2023 · Difficult, Precision Platformer, Singleplayer, Post-apocalyptic, Physics

Buy Hans from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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$4.99
lowest tracked $1.49
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Hans price by region

Hans costs £4.29 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, €4.99 in Europe (EUR), $4.99 in Georgia (USD), CA$6.49 in Canada, NZ$7.39 in New Zealand, A$7.50 in Australia, R$12.99 in Brazil and zł22.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Hans offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £4.29 £4.29 — 1
United Statesyour region $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €4.99 €4.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Canada CA$6.49 CA$6.49 — 1
New Zealand NZ$7.39 NZ$7.39 — 1
Australia A$7.50 A$7.50 — 1
Brazil R$12.99 R$12.99 — 1
Poland zł22.99 zł22.99 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Hans



Warning: This game was developed only for good players — and monitors with thick glass.

Ever met Earth's loneliest watermelon? Meet Hans, an immortal being birthed from a bizarre twist of science, and left behind when humanity embarked for the stars. Hans isn't just a refreshing summer snack. He's a melon with dreams, ambitions, and a bounce that defies his juicy constitution.

Waltz in a Warped World


In "Hans", you'll roll alongside our intrepid fruit as he navigates a world that’s gone quite mad. Skyscrapers defy gravity, forests levitate, cars take flight, and amidst it all, Hans? He's just trying to keep it together, one bounce at a time.


Master the Melon Mechanics


Here’s the twist: Hans is all physics. Every roll, every leap, every desperate cling to a floating platform is governed by the merciless laws of momentum and mass. Think you're maneuvering a regular character like in other games? Or perhaps grabbing those flying platforms with human hands? Think again. You're guiding a watermelon with a will of its own. Hans is your spherical, seed-filled challenge.


Confront the Melon's Menaces


But here's where things get juicy. Those bouncy bollards you see? They want you to fail and they're just the beginning. Prepare to grapple with rotating platforms that'll spin Hans in all directions, cannons with a penchant for melon-launching, and wrecking balls that have a very personal vendetta against our pulpy protagonist. Each obstacle is a testament to your skill, patience, and perhaps a little bit of your sanity.


Rise, Fall, Repeat


This isn't the Wonderland, and you're certainly not Alice. Expect to lose progress, over and over. The world is unforgiving, and Hans? He's resilient but he relies on you.


Oh, and a small piece of advice: Control your nerves. Hans might be digital, but that monitor you're about to smash? Very, very real.

To conquer this game, you'll need to feel, act, think and roll like a watermelon.
So, are you ready to become one?

Features to Feast On:
  • Reflex Mastery: Control your reflexes, and get ready to roll with precision.
  • Physics Face-off: Challenge against the relentless physics. Every roll and leap is a testament to momentum and mass.
  • Tread Carefully: There's no save button here. Every move counts, so tread with care.
  • Dynamic Soundtrack: The music evolves as you ascend to higher platforms, setting the tone for your journey.
  • Fall, Learn, Roll Again: The more you flop, the more melon wisdom you gain. Before you know it, you'll be rolling like a pro... or at least, a more experienced watermelon enthusiast.
  • Treacherous Terrain: Navigate through challenging platforms like rotating discs, slippery slopes, and bouncy barriers — all conspiring for your downfall.
  • Slow-Mo Mastery: Manipulate time to navigate tough spots and perfect your jumps.
  • Customize Your Roll: Discover chests scattered around the map to change Hans's look. Roll in style!
  • Race Against Time: Challenge your friends with an integrated timer. Aim to be the swiftest melon in the universe!

Hans — game info

Platforms
Windows
Steam Deck
Playable
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Partial controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Mar 10, 2025
i think when they do like regular updates or like a big update with chekpoint mode would be nice
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 9, 2025
I have the most hours on the game
1 found this helpful
Recommended Mar 29, 2026
good game.
Not recommended Sep 8, 2025
i love a good ragebait game like chained together , only up , level devil etc - wasnt a huge fan of this, controls feel too slippery for lack of a better word. You don't move your watermelon you simply suggest where it goes and it interprets that as a vague suggestion at best. once you roll in a direction you would roll that way forever, theres no friction to slow you down nor can you change direction mid air so its very easy to fall off and lose progress which whilst par for the course in other games you'd normally understand it was your fault moving yourself incorrectly or not paying attention, whereas here it feels unfair and out of your control like you're rolling up something move the analogue stick in a different direction and you simply shoot off the edge at an angle. It's almost like any other normal platformer if every floor and surface was covered in ice, you were made of ice with rollerskates and the wind constantly blew in different directions.
Recommended Jul 13, 2025
only up but watermelon, getting over it but no couldron and hammer 11/10
Recommended Jun 27, 2025
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