Amigo: Kebab Simulator

It was so unoptimized that crashed my pc and turned it into a kebab 10/10

Amigo: Kebab Simulator is a sprawling Western tale of loyalty, conviction, and the price of infamy, chronicling the inevitable collapse of a motley crew of Wild West holdouts kicking against the slow march of civilisation and industrialisation. Set in Pigeon-G's most authentic and lived-in open world ever, there are so many things to do, so many people to meet, and so many places to explore it’s giddily overwhelming. Amigo: Kebab Simulator isn’t just Pigeon-G's greatest achievement to date; it’s a game so lacking in compromise it’s tough to know where best to start discussing it. So let’s start at the beginning: It’s 1899 and Andalusia Kebab people are an endangered species. Amigo and his gang are on the run after a botched heist in the growing country of Andalusia and they’ve retreated high into the mountains where an atrocious blizzard is covering their escape. We slip into the spurs of Amigo, an exceedingly cool and capable kebab dude who was found as a boy and raised on the wrong side of the law, and settle in for a roughly 60-hour story.

there's just not a ton to do. customers come in really slowly and i just constantly feel like there should be more. I think I spent most of the time in the tutorial where if you weren't paying attention, too bad, figure out what you have to do or start over. same with orders, customers say it once, it's not written down anywhere what they wanted, so good luck. oh yeah, game is choppy and laggy except on the lowest settings, which only sometimes lags. clicking on any higher setting instantly crashes the game, there's not a computer on earth that can run the game on the highest settings.

Kebabs are one of my favorite foods, but this is not one of my favorite games. I wish I had my 11 bucks back so I could buy some real kebabs and hang out with my best friend Mbappe. This did make me laugh though, so it's not all bad...actually, it is pretty much all bad. That was the funny part.

Amigo: Kebab Simulator is still lying deep in my heart. the excitement of receiving 2 fps while walking around was amazing.

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