Anything But A Gun

There is a peculiar satisfaction in this game. The title is accurate—there are no firearms to be found here. Instead, it hands you a cactus, divorce papers, a black hole shooting cat and says, "Figure it out, stupid," with pure whimsicality. Is the sound mixing perfect? No. Is the lighting always perfect? Also no. But perfection in a game this lighthearted would feel out of place anyway. Its not asking to be admired but its demanding to be enjoyed. I am genuinely excited to see the future of this game. Definitely worth a play.

a very solid game, quick to beat and fun to play

super cute game, love it! :)

Fun little roguelike in an office environment. Could use some work on the sfx like when getting hit or hitting the enemy, it doesn't give that oomph and its not really good at telling when you're being hit either. Also there aren't really any sounds when the enemy starts their attack. Liked the different weapons, some of whom were office related I guess. Also able to upgrade them to get new abilities.

There are 3 main issues with this game: Firstly, the small, cluttered, low-quality environment mixed with the poorly executed 2D enemies makes for a jarring experience. The rough lighting doesn't help either, making the game feel more like someone's first unity project rather than a complete game. Secondly, the weapons aren't very creative for a game about using ANYTHING BUT A GUN!!! The most creative this game gets is with the cactus machine gun, but that doesn't even make sense. And finally, the fact that EVERYTHING is forced to follow an office theme that limits creativity. There are endless weapons to choose from when you're not limited to a theme, but by sticking to the office theme, you're unable to do anything over-the-top. 4/10. Too much wrong to really enjoy this.

Absolutely goated game; I don't know why a gem like this is free. My only problem is that it gets repetitive, especially at the start. I hope to see more maps and weapons (and maybe a weapon catalog that lists them all)!