BUILDING JUMPER

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This game has made me open my eyes to our lord and saviour Benjamin Netanyahu ✡✡✡✡✡, all hail Israel, the funny coloured individual has syphilis and scoliosis and cant stand without eating ♥♥♥♥ like tom pearl ✡✡✡✡✡. Mr Netanyahu could save our species by creating a time machine with trump's large amount of smegma to save the world from evil aliens from islamistan

this has made me rethink life decisions. why is this game so difficult?????? 😭😭😭😭

- The Game has no settings of any kind - there is not an exit button of any kind - the climb button is not shown at any point during the beginning of the game - the physics is questionable at best causing me to slide around the props - knees break. that was funny. - 1/10 (because the knees broke)

I'm not sure how the developer was able to get past the first jump for the store page video. But after [b]10 minutes[/b] straight of struggling I still wasn't able to mantle onto the building like they did. Which is such a shame because I was ready to become the Building Jumper of Legend and have my name be traced through the sands of time for all eternity [b]EDIT:[/b] In order to make it onto the building you need to hold [b]E[/b] as you jump into the side of the building's roof. [i](Don't ask me why this wasn't displayed in-game idk)[/i] Also that next section with the signs looks like it's basically impossible

[quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/b] "BUILDING JUMPER" is one of literally thousands of creatively bankrupt asset flips/kitbashes infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere.[/quote] This is just as it says, a game where you climb a building... a weak and light platformer kitbash made up of flipped stock Unity assets. Usually this kind of shallow fake game crapware comes with an exhorbitant price, but sometimes asset flippers just want to get famous by putting their name on other people's game assets, which is the case here. "BUILDING JUMPER" is kitbashed out of pre-made stock assets found on various asset stores and free download sites. Very little of what you see here was actually created by the "developer" themselves. Very little work took place beyond browsing the Unity Asset Store... there's no graphics settings or anything, this is pointless, a collection of assets dumped onto a third person game blueprint and then rushed onto Steam Direct. There's nothing to do other than weak, badly done platforming to climb a collection of assets shaped like a building. While there's no up front pri…