CapitalismCraft
Most Dangerous Games · 2025 · Simulation, Incremental, God Game, Time Management, 2D
PC
Positive94% · 16
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About CapitalismCraft
Ah, capitalism, the marvel of our times! Imagine a world where the pursuit of profit reigns supreme, where the sweet aroma of competition fills the air like the scent of freshly printed money. Picture a utopia where every dollar earned is a badge of honor, and the winners of this grand economic game bask in the glow of excess while others marvel at the overflowing abundance.In the magical kingdom of CapitalismCraft, you get to experience this paradise first hand! Play as a savvy entrepreneur and use your business-acumen to hire lowly desk workers to make you tons and tons of money! Your workers may get demoralized over time, but hey, that's just the reality of the job.Want to maximize profits? Fire your workers before payday!Want to sit back and enjoy some passive income? Hire a Middle Manager to do your job for you!Workers getting harassed by management? Hire an HR person!So, come join the party! Revel in the glory of CapitalismCraft, where the pursuit of profit is the noblest of endeavors, and inequality is just a side effect of the grand symphony of the free market. Because in this land of plenty, there's always room for more (although more for some than others)!
- Experience a business simulation from the eagle-eyed perspective of a CEO!
- Exploit your cute animal workers to make lots and lots of money, managing their efficiency and demoralization!
- Recruit managers to whip your employees into action whenever they dare to take a break!
- Hire specialists to keep them working when the management pushes them past their breaking point!
- Fire and hire at a whim to pad your bottom line!
- Manage the unreasonable demands of shareholders getting in the line of your profits!
- Fight the even less reasonable demands of unions (fair wages, really?) before they get out of hand and infect your whole workforce with silly ideas like labor rights!
- Turn your fledgling company into an apex predator of the free market, a capitalist utopia where you and your shareholders make a ton of money and everyone else none at all!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
And I thought Dungeon Keeper was evil.. This game really puts you in the ultra-capitalist mindset. My ideals go out the window as I find myself hiring way too many middle managers, firing sick and sad employees, and unleashing union busting tactics that I utterly deplore in real life. Don't let the cute aesthetic fool you. You will mess up the lives of these cute little guys all so that you can make a little bit more money. All of that is framed by this opening sequence where we see this wolf grow up with hopes and dreams. Every indicator points to this wolf being the protagonist. That through this wolf we will rise up the corporate ranks. But all of that is not to be. The game opens and our protagonist (Wolfie, 22) is just our first of many, identical employees with names and ages that become white noise. Eventually you won’t even be able to pick Wolfie out of the crowd. Who he is doesn’t matter. His hopes and dreams, irrelevant. What matters is that Wolfie doesn’t stop working for a second, no matter how sick or miserable he becomes. Gameplay-wise, we're dealing with an idle clicker that seems very straight forward, but gets deceptively tricky. Being the boss doesn't mean yo…2 found this helpful
Initially played the demo a while back and the full version is even more addictive than that. The humor is on point as well and I look forward to seeing how to further optimize. Likely a great game for people who like factorio or other optimization/automation problems.2 found this helpful
Super fun and fast-paced game with some really lovely art and catchy music!! I love the ironically cute tone - the humour is top-notch, with the consultant description in particular getting a good laugh out of me :D I would recommend this to anyone looking for a genuinely challenging game and an incredibly rewarding (but really actually sad as all hell when you think about it) power-trip-style experience!!1 found this helpful
Great game! Love the humor and style. PS: I'm sorry Wolfie...1 found this helpful
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I got to test this game very early on. It's a bit active in the beginning, but as soon as you get some middle managers going it gets much easier. Then they start getting sad and you need HR, and to pay for HR you need another little quadrant of desk jockeys, which means it's finally worth it to get an upper management. Then the plague hits, a union starts to creep in, and your HR person starts getting sad, so now you need two of those, fire all the sick and unionized, oh and reclick the upper management and just keep GROWING because the investors need MORE Gameplay: frantic clicker. easily macro-able. It is quite active but not like starcraft 2 pro APM active. if you can handle any RTS game, you can handle this. could have a few more QoL perks, maybe a shift click on HR and upper management. 8.5/10 Art: Cute and dark and hand drawn. 9.5/10 Replayability: 8/10 soundtrack: actually a bop, wish there was more 9.5/10 Overall 8.8/10 Excellent game, would have paid $9 if not recieved for free. Will probably update review later if they do more DLC.
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