Don't Be A Baby!
David Roman Caldera · 2025 · Action, Adventure, Platformer, Shooter, 2D Platformer
PC
2 user reviews100% · 2
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About Don't Be A Baby!
Don't Be A Baby! is a humorous and action-packed side-scrolling run and gun game with a twist: instead of changing other objects, the player's bottle weapon shoots in different patterns! With a hilarious narrative, players take on the role of Max Murphy, a baby who has finally had enough of his neglectful mother and decides to venture out into the world on his own. As he navigates through the city's nightlife, Max must use his wits and his trusty bottle weapon to defend himself against a variety of colorful enemies, including drunken partygoers, strippers, and other unsavory characters.
Each level is focused on a boss fight, with four bosses having their own unique levels to battle through. The game also features a skateboarding level and a flying level, adding some variety to the gameplay.
The game is packed with 12 unique songs, a free demo, and 4 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3D.
- 12 levels- 5 boss's with 3 having their own levels. - 4 weapons
- 1 Skateboarding level
1 Flying level where he is on a drone
- 12 Cutscenes
- 3 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3d - 10 unique songs
- Free Demo
Each level is focused on a boss fight, with four bosses having their own unique levels to battle through. The game also features a skateboarding level and a flying level, adding some variety to the gameplay.
The game is packed with 12 unique songs, a free demo, and 4 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3D.
- 12 levels- 5 boss's with 3 having their own levels. - 4 weapons
- 1 Skateboarding level
1 Flying level where he is on a drone
- 12 Cutscenes
- 3 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3d - 10 unique songs
- Free Demo
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
I'll recommend solely because I laughed at this game quite a bit. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing to be honest. The game play is pretty basic but it mostly controls fine and is interesting enough for the 30 minutes it took me to play all the way through. For those of you that are a bit older like myself I think you'll appreciate the brashness of this game. Check out my video if you want to see some of what I mentioned here in action and hear my full thoughts on the game. Video: https://youtu.be/qjdC80h-hOM4 found this helpful
This game is awesome I enjoyed playing every minute of it and I highly recommend it2 found this helpful
Don't Be A Baby! Is a hilarious adventure as Max, a baby seeking his mother. Quick witted cut scenes are plentiful between levels. The humor is definitely for adults, which is constantly surprising. The controls are tight and responsive, which results in making the player feel strong and agile.2 found this helpful
This game feels like a call-back for those who grew up with Flash Games and Newgrounds. Similar style and humour as back then. The concept of being a baby armed with their bottle, and zero chill, bonkers in the best way; You're dodging nightclub bouncers, riding a drone, skateboarding away from clowns and even fighting cultists. But let's look at pro's, con's and personal opinions. ------------------------------------------------------ Con's -Enemies respawn very fast -Enemies shoot faster than you can react (sometimes) -Hard to notice when it's a boss or a random enemiy at the start of playing -Difficult to know what's background or foreground objects, making it awkward to know when you can just go through or have to jump over things -Some Cutscenes can feel random and out of place -Jumping / Jump+Dash isn't consistent -Enemies can be unforgiving, from their odd collisions to immediately firing when appearing on screen, not giving you time to react Pro's +Cutscene details were MUCH better than you'd expect going in (example: echo's in tunnels, proper light changes) +The Light effects are smooth and realistic +Vehicle levels (Skateboard/Drone) controls smoothly +Audio in the lev…1 found this helpful
I have to say, I Really stink at sidescrollers and platformers, but man did I have fun with this little game. I laughed my hieny off while playing. This is really a fun game.
I personally enjoyed this game , it reminds me of a game i used to play in my childhood , or when i used to make comics in microsoft as a kid. I loved the art style and the voice acting , super silly, super fun game isnt to be taken toooo seriously , however it is meant to be enjoyed i loved Dont be a baby and so did my live audience ( no i didnt get paid for this review ) David...keep it up bub
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