Flappy Butt

This is arguably the best game of all time. I physically cannot wait to stream this to my 2 concurrent viewers on twitch and proceed to get myself banned for there being a literal farting butt on stream with DT hair. This is peak gaming and worth the 5 dollars I spent. I cried at the end of the story mode (jk there is no story mode, it's flappy bird but a butt.

This game defines what I just purchased and built a custom $3,200 gaming PC for. Seeing my bare butt cheeks let out that cloud of flatulence and send my ass soaring into the air is what takes this amazing game over the top. This might be the best game on Steam, and while I'm sure you might expect to have to pay $1,995 USD for something this amazing and truly epic, you won't need to spend that much.. Truly is is a universal achievement in some of the finest game creation ever. If there is a God, then He must be behind this epic masterpiece.

Flappy Butt is an unabashed, lazy ripoff of Flappy Bird (Copyright Dong Nguyen, 2013). Many lazy "amateur" developers don't pay attention to their obligations under copyright law, and often steal the ideas of actual, real game developers without credit, such as the "developer" here has done. At this stage no legal action has been taken by Dong Nguyen against the "developer" here, but it's never off the table, as previous copyright law cases have shown. Putting aside the unethical intellectual bankruptcy of stealing someone else's game concept for profit, this is also breaking that unwritten law of stealing other people's game ideas... you should at least try to do better than the game you're ripping off. Flappy Butt is considerably worse than Flappy Bird. The only differentiator here is, well, the crap pixel bird has been replaced with someone's rear end. It's a joke game, not sincerely made, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. We can take some solace in that this crapware failed to even garner any interest as a joke game. Russi…

The system requirements in this game are incredibly misleading, the store page states that it only requires a GTX 770 and a "3rd gen i5", with 2gb of RAM on Windows Vista. First and foremost, the Vista requirement is very misleading as Steam ended support for operating systems older than Windows 10 on January 1st. So despite what the system requirements say, this game would not run on Windows Vista. Next off, the GPU stated in the requirements is a GTX 770 which only has 2gb of VRAM...As this game runs off of the DirectX12 API and uses UE5. 2gb of VRAM in this game will simply not cut it, I am testing this game on my rig with a Radeon RX 7900XT (20 gb's of VRAM) and will report that at 1440p Default settings (This game has no graphical options) The game uses 2.5 gb's of VRAM, higher than the 2gb on the GTX 770 and that's not even accounting for background tasks running on your card. Which also brings me into my issue with the system RAM requirements, this game lists 2gb of RAM enough to run the game. Considering that Windows 10 itself will hardly run off of 2gb of RAM, this is false. If we are going to revisit the GPU (GTX 770) with 2gb of VRAM and the game itself using as much…