Funfair Billionaire
Yunogames · 2025 · Casual, Simulation, Gambling, Arcade, Action Roguelike
PC
Positive82% · 28 📉 Recent reviews down 74%
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About Funfair Billionaire
Do you dream of becoming a billionaire by draining rigged carnival machines? Welcome to FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE, the game where you throw your fake money into shady attractions just for the thrill of watching numbers go up (or not).A game that reeks of sweat, blurry pixels, and questionable game design. Built with the blood, sweat, and tears of a developer who probably should have stayed an accountant but instead decided to create his "masterpiece"—badly optimized and with a certain disdain for usability.
"Why am I still playing this?"
and then "Alright, just one more round..."Available on Steam. Buy it, or just throw your money out the window—the result will be the same. 🎡🎰💸
✨ A GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE AS ADDICTIVE AS IT IS UNFAIR ✨
💸 Throw your fake cash into machines as rigged as your last failed relationship:- 🎰 Slot Machine – Win big! (Well… if the algorithm decides to let you.)
- 🕹 Coin Pusher – Watch coins fall and experience a shameful level of excitement.
- 🦾 Claw Machine – A physics system straight out of a nightmare. Good luck grabbing that cursed gold bar.
- 🔴 Roulette – Bet everything on red, instantly regret it.
- ♣ Blackjack– Bank always wins.
- 🔑 KeyMaster – Look at it bounce like a half-cooked spaghetti
- 🦓 Zebra Race – Don't... Don't play this. It is the best way to win.
- 🇯🇵 Pachinko – We're still trying to figure out how it works.
⭐ THE FORTUNE TELLER MACHINE: A MYSTERIOUS VOID ⭐
Too much money? Seek wisdom from The Fortune Teller Machine, a mystical entity that promises to reveal your destiny… but, let’s be honest, mostly mocks you. Mystical? Yes. Useful? Absolutely not. But who knows? Maybe it’s right (spoiler: it’s not).🎵 A SOUND EXPERIENCE STRAIGHT FROM HELL 🎧
Every sound in this game was personally crafted by the developer. And guess what? He has zero musical talent. Expect off-key jingles, suspiciously sourced sound effects, and a soundtrack that will make you question your love for music.🔥 FEATURES WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TESTED 🔥
- 🌬 Graphics – An unintentional tribute to the PS2 era, but blurrier.
- 🔋 Optimization – Runs at 22 FPS on a gaming PC yet somehow hits 60 FPS on a toaster.
- 😡 Guaranteed Rage – Every session is a life lesson in existential frustration.
"Why am I still playing this?"
and then "Alright, just one more round..."Available on Steam. Buy it, or just throw your money out the window—the result will be the same. 🎡🎰💸
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
AI slop content. The opening video is one of the most atrocious things I have ever seen. The interface is terrible, the games play horribly. This is an absolute waste of money. This will be the first game I have refunded.3 found this helpful
probably one of the worst mini game collections iv ever played. the whole package is more focused on quantity over quality with every game ranging from bad to very mid. but even the more passable games in the package like coin pusher and pachinko are just not fun. i got drawn in by the coin pusher and if that's what your looking for you have way better options then this. also for the love of god please get rid of that eyesore of an opening and just have it be a still image or something because that ai animated screen is awful.2 found this helpful
Really fun little game if you like arcade/funfair machines, with plenty of ways to waste your money and feel the rage! My typical routine: High: Blackjack win streak. Low: Lose all my money. Search bins for scratch cards and win. High: Go all in on blackjack with scratch card money - another win streak! Low: Lose all my money again. Despite the lows, I always keep going back and doing the exact same thing again. Losing. Highly recommend.1 found this helpful
it might look like ai but icl ts is so fire bro omg I LOVE GAMBLING YAYAYAYAYAYYA1 found this helpful
it is worth the money but im playing it on my steamdeck & the graphics quality isnt great which is a bit distracting. i have to set the resolution in the in game settings from 1280 x 800 to 1280 x 720 for the roulette & maybe some others otherwise i dont get the full betting areas on the screen & changing the settings to windowed or borderless or fullscreen etc doesnt do anything. there is a game called key master that i dont seem to be able to play at all because there are 2 seperate controls , one lever for left & right & then another button for up & im finding it impossible to press them both...i cant press them together & i cant press them one after the other either , i would like this issue fixed, maybe mapping the left stick for left & right axis & the right stick for the up...there probably is an easy way to map this & make it happen but i dont know it yet. the claw machine has a similar issue but when you upgrade & extend the time this fixes it kind of. i have played just under two hours so most likely there is an easy enough fix but it does work & im enjoying it. you pay to unlock missions & completing the missions i think rewards scratch cards but you can buy scratch card…
I really like that the mole scratch off card says "Scartch holes Find 3 moles to win !"
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