四叶草咖啡厅 (2024)

RPG Maker strikes again! 四叶草咖啡厅 is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." Like all RPG Maker "games", this is essentially a bunch of low quality/canned assets from RPG Maker coupled with a cringeworthy high school anime club fan fiction. This RPG Maker fan-fiction is mostly about a cafe/bar in a fantasy universe where you get to talk to the developers imaginary girlfriend/waifu. The developer couldn't work out how to make an RPG with RPG Maker (the only thing it can do, and it's terrible at it), so this is mostly badly written, cringey high school anime club dropout fan-fiction stuff, guaranteed to make you cringe. As with all RPG Maker games, the poor quality engine displays badly in fullscreen and doesn't have full HD support or any graphics tweaking options, making this unacceptable for any dedicated modern PC gamer. The point can be made that the intention of RPG Maker is to make demos and small games to pass around friends, and shouldn't be used for "professional" game devel…