

It's Hard Being A Dog
MALGOW · May 2, 2022 · 2D Platformer, Hack and Slash, Pixel Graphics, Roguelike, Adventure
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About It's Hard Being A Dog
THIS GAME IS EARLY ACCESS AND STILL IN DEVELOPMENT. THERE ARE STILL SOME PLANS AND POLISHING TO BE DONE. THANK YOU <3
please see "future plans" (at the bottom) for more details.
A 2D roguelike, Hack and Slash Platformer game where you play as a dog! Defeat creatures and gain power by using your (dog-like?) abilities: Biting, Barking, and Dashing. As you progress through waves the enemies get stronger but don't worry, as various items spawn to fuel your limitless dog-power. Each map has its own theme and setting belonging to a god. Arachne dwells deep within a creepy dungeon. Artemis arises from the ash, dust, and debris of a fallen ruin. What other gods may you dethrone?
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Maps and bosses
Each boss in this game is inspired by a Greek mythos! I've given them all my own creative twists, so they aren't exact replicas of their mythology. There are 5 total maps and bosses:
- GODDESS OF ARACHNIDS, ARACHNE - BOSS OF THE DUNGEON
- GOD OF THUNDER, ZEUS - BOSS OF THE FOREST
- DEER GOD, ARTEMIS - BOSS OF RUINS
- GUARDIAN, CERBERUS - BOSS OF THE VOID
- ????? - BOSS OF THE LIBRARY
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Cool cosmetics!
I've created quite a few of cool (if i do say so myself) cosmetics to decorate your lil dog. A player can have one of each type of cosmetic; a hat, a trail, and a pet. Pets are special types of cosmetic items that provide you with additional stat boosts, like increased movement speed.
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message from dev, malgow <3
hi potential players, fyi, this is my very first attempt at an actual pc game! despite that, i am very proud of how far i've come with this project, so i rightfully have developed a massive bias when it comes to how great this game is. however, if this game isn't as polished as others out there, or if it isn't exactly your cup of tea, please be kind, supportive, and patient with me, i am still very new to all this :), i hope you all enjoy my game !
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become the dog god you always wanted to be and play ihbad!
It's Hard Being A Dog — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Partial controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
⠀10 found this helpful
I was a bit frustrated while playing at first, however once I got into it, it is actually a weirdly solid Vampire Survivors-esque experience wrapped in DOG coating. 6/10 (So far) The GOOD: DOG, Decent Boss Fights, A decent amount of unique enemies, Solid control scheme, Good replay value especially with Endless mode. The BAD: Hard mode is tedious, whereas Normal mode sadly isn't that challenging. In Hard mode you essentially just kite enemies while waiting for your bark cooldown during the early game, then there's potential variation as you level up and gain power ups. However, bark is still the safest strategy, and kiting then barking isn't that fun, it should be disincentivized in some way. In my gameplay I ran into a bug where a Artemis totem/statue spawned in as I was dashing which got me entirely stuck inside of the grass, ultimately leading to my death.1 found this helpful
IHBAD is a wonderful game and a complete gem. I can't believe I stumbled upon it by chance! For a free game, it is an amazing roguelike. The combat and mechanics are simple and the gameplay is fun to master. I can see people making speedruns for this game. The only downside is that the story is rather short. I wish there were more levels to play, more enemies to fight (especially of the basic type--not only phoenix and alpha phoenix), and new abilities to improve replayability. Overall, amazing game! You should definitely play!
It's Hard Being A Dog is a small-scale roguelike action game that uses an immediately entertaining idea to separate itself from the crowded genre: instead of playing another warrior, wizard, or heavily armed survivor, you control a dog trying to endure a bizarre dystopian world filled with dangerous creatures and figures inspired by Greek mythology. Developed and published by MALGOW, the game combines 2D platforming, hack-and-slash action, RPG elements, pixel-art presentation, and permadeath progression. Its strange combination of an adorable protagonist and a hostile mythological setting gives it a memorable personality even when its mechanics remain relatively straightforward. The dog's combat abilities appropriately reflect the protagonist. Biting serves as a basic means of attacking enemies, while barking provides another useful action and dashing supplies the mobility required to avoid danger. The relatively small moveset makes the game easy to understand, but surviving increasingly threatening encounters still demands movement, timing, and awareness. Rather than overwhelming players with complicated button combinations, it concentrates on using a few simple abilities effecti…
why did steam hide this gem from me for so long bro
Good game, kinda buggy though but still an enjoyable short roguelike. Just a cool little free game you can probably beat in an hour.
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