Kotel Ne Gori: A Friend of Lena Boots

This has been true ever since the world accepted an Italian plumber saving a princess in a land of green pipes, mushroom people, and monsters: games don't need to make since to be enjoyed. Kotel floods your senses and unrelents until you beat this short and absurd casual game. It's like playing a child's game, except all your friends are trying their hardest to make the game difficult for you, shining a flashlight in your face, whispering distracting nonsense in your ear. So you play this game, giggling and annoyed, giggling and annoyed, on loop: until it starts making sense, and starts feeling normal, and you know what, it was a thrill!

This game genuinely might be the worst game ive ever played. There is nothing I can say that is positive. My friend first bought me this game and I still dont forgive him. The first thing you notice is that you cant see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anything. The graphics are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ randomised. Some levels genuinely required that you kill yourself over and over just so you can see. Theres always that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy that follows you. He is your ONLY source of light and you cant control him. Hes always on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aswell, whining and whining in your ear. Even if you manage to get outside, if the sun is ANYWHERE on your screen, YOU CANT SEE ANYTHING. Game is either dark or white. Also theres always just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your screen. Like little gems that do absolutely nothign excpet annoy you. Once youve killed yourself 20 times, goodluck trying to figure out what you do, where youre meant to go, and whats a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enemy. Genuinely nothing is told, which is NOT to your enjoyment. Some enemys are just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ball. And everything instant kills you btw. Combat sucks, you throw rakes, whcih make an ear grating sound. Gameplay consists of walking around, listening to that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ light, and dying to a …

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