MAR WAR: The Evil Awakens

This game needs more work

A confession: yes, I knew full well what I was buying when I forked out my 49c for this (on sale, 'natch). A reviewer's gotta review: I review, therefore I am. Did I honestly expect that I'd give this product a thumb-up? Of course I didn't. In fact, I would've been gob-smacked if I was in the present process of coughing up a POSITIVE review. (That said, I didn't expect it to be [i]this[/i] bad...) Look at the title, for frig's sake: MAR WAR. First bad sign. Now look at the screenshots. Yep: another GameGuru game. Now look at the price...HOLY SHAMOLIE! They actually have the gall to ask FIVE BUCKAROONIES for this steaming load of bollocks, in the CURRENT YEAR no less! Well, colour me putrid and call me Gertrude. That's really quite silly, that is. TL;DR: it's utter [i]balls[/i]. Possibly the worst GameGuru game I've ever played, and trust me, that's truly saying something. Medals for bravery need to be promptly issued to anyone with the mettle to get past the first five minutes of "gameplay". Verdict: 0.1/10. (PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit/ http://stor…

This is the best MAR WAR game ever, the series has never been so bug free before 10/10 would lick again.

Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6191aKZWrfc Poorly designed game, which is why it baffles me that it's the most expensive. Bad design choices and cut corners make for a tedius and frustrating journey through the five minute long campaign. You cannot convince me that this took longer than an afternoon to develop. Poorly made game, even for Gameguru. Overpriced and lazy.

She's rough boys. Flipping a coin is more entertaining than this game.

Got this game on sale for 39p (GBP) a few years ago, in 2021. Searched for worst-rated games and scrolled up a bit to find something actually playable and, although it was an absolutely awful game in a negative way, shocking that someone had the dignity to make this and feel like they had the right to sell it, and a positive way in that I somewhat respect the grift and grind, I still overall think I am glad I got this game. Only the 11th game I got on steam, it has always served as a sort of physical rock bottom for me, in that if I feel insecure that my own work or personal life or anything else isn't where I'd want it to be, I can always look back at my time playing this game and know "things could be worse." In summary, not as a joke, this game has actually proved to be a core part of my development and coming of age even if I haven't played it since, as it shaped my expectations and understanding of what is possible, and I have absolutely no regrets in my purchase.