No Bugs On My Windshield

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"No Bugs On My Windshield" is an extremely badly made arcade point and click shooter with graphics so lazily done it makes Atari 2600 games look like Cyberpunk 2077. And this was published in 2024, there's no real excuses. We're left to wonder if this was put on Steam deliberately as a joke or if someone genuinely thought this would be okay to publish. This is an incredibly shallow click-shooter... there's a truck and you need to protect it by clicking on pixel blobs. That's all there is to this. The game is really simple and unambitious in terms of implementation, more of a tech demo or one of those cases where an amateur developer spends $100 to publish something on Steam Direct to see if it's possible. Yes, obviously it's possible. A proof of concept, tech demo, or something that's less than a little blip on the radar isn't offering anything truly valuable to gamers. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than mos…

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