Scarecrow vs Big Butt Birds

Gameplay ☑ BIG BUTTS ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Okay ☐ Bad Graphics ☑ HUGE BUTTS ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Okay ☐ Bad Audio ☑ BADONKADONK ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Okay ☐ Bad Audience ☑ DO YOU HAVE A BUTT ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Everyone Story- ☑ COMPELLING TALE OF FAMINE LUST AND FREEDOM ☐ Good ☐ Okay ☐ Bad ☐ None Difficulty- ☐ Easy ☐ Medium ☐ Difficult ☑ SCARECROW CANT USE GUN GOOD Price ☑ Good gift for family friends, and acquaintances on all occasions ☑ Buy now ☐ Wait for sale ☐ Not recommended

Bland shooter with pointless upgrades and balance issues. The entire game takes place on a single screen, with you controlling a gun-wielding scarecrow in the middle of a field. The goal is to shoot as many birds as possible before they steal all your wheat. Unfortunately, the mechanic isn’t that great because you lose wheat even if you take out a bird that carries it. The gameplay is basic, and the majority of the charm stems from the bawdy premise: you shoot phallus-shaped projectiles into birds with huge bottoms. The fun doesn't last long because there isn't much to see. There are just two chance-based upgrades: a bullet that splits and friendly scarecrows. If you take out a bird holding a taco, you'll shoot quicker for a few seconds, but you have no control over it. Achievements are bad, especially for killing birds, because the game doesn’t give you a fair chance. Fire rate is too slow to stop constant flocks of birds that go straight for the last piece of wheat. Despite bad parts, the game is still recommended, although barely, due to low price and a few minutes of silly fun.

I love shooting phallic objects from a revolver at birds with big butts :)

"Scarecrow vs Big Butt Birds" is a minimalistic arcade shooter game. Ok, you can call it and a magical scarecrow simulator ^^ It's a fun pass the time game for when you have nothing else to do, talk on the phone, play on a secondary device while watching something else, etc. You shoot big butt birds so they won't steal the wheat. If all the wheat is gone, you lose. You are aiming for a highscore. It includes achievements that are score based. The bullet trajectory is accurate and consistent. Fast load, no lags or bugs. Play for as long as you want! The bullet design will make you crack a smile ^^ Suitable for all audiences! It's an honest scarecrow work! ^^ For more reviews, follow my curator https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44864435-Mewesome-Reviews/

Bird butts not nearly big enough! My normal shaped bullets should be pulled in by their butt gravity! That's how much bigger they should be!