Oh Darling! I Hate To Tell You This...

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Kids may find bosses a bit hard but still good game passed a bit of time on a dreary day fun to play

"Oh Darling! I Hate To Tell You This..." is a tired 2D retro pixel top down twin stick shooter. Yep, Steam really needed another one of those. Sure, there's literally thousands of them on Steam but we needed one more, right? Anyway in this one the pixel blob is supposed to be a little girl or something. Really, when developers can't do video game graphics, and we get left with all these pixel blobs, does it really matter? It's like asking why the aliens were invading Earth in Space Invaders. And what the heck are the blocks in Tetris anyway? Except here, there's even less reason to ask because, unlike those genre establishing games, this is a very weak, watered down copycat with no true value as a game. This features really godawful, lazy pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks bad because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. The deve…

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The game itself is awful, from the bad art (even for pixel), to the way the enemies appear, bad weapons/skills choices and the fact that you repeat the same dialogues even after finishing the game once and can't just skip all at once. But yeah the story and the idea itself happen too much in real life, without the demons/angels part of course, so do yourself a favor and don't drink alcohol or do any drugs, even when the world sucks and everything crumbles around you, I've been there, I know you can go through it without those things.