OnlyCans: Thirst Date
OnlyCans Team · February 12, 2021 · Psychological Horror, Free to Play, LGBTQ+, Dating Sim, Dark Comedy
OnlyCans: Thirst Date is free to play — no purchase needed. We track it so you know if that ever changes.
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OnlyCans: Thirst Date price
OnlyCans: Thirst Date is free to play — there is no purchase price, on Steam or anywhere else we track. We keep watching it, so if it ever stops being free the price history on this page will show when that happened and what it changed to.
About OnlyCans: Thirst Date
OnlyCans: Thirst Date is a clicking-based rhythm game where you photograph anthropomorphic soda cans in increasingly absurd scenarios while uncovering the dramatic history of the fictional Shize brand. It's a hilariously irreverent parody that combines cheeky can-focused photography mechanics with surprisingly elaborate corporate intrigue and personality-driven storytelling.
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Play OnlyCans: Thirst Date, The World's First (& Last) Erotic Can Photography Experience for FREE in the brand new and ultra-shiny Hot & Steamy Edition!
Gameplay
Experience Cans! With this clicking based rhythm game, anyone can be an erotic can photographer. Click to "snap" and "spray" at just the right moments to get combos, high scores, and even feedback from our models. Progress from our base flavors to the more unconventional fan favorites, and learn more about the Shize™️ brand history while meeting some amazing, flirty, and outrageous cans along the way.
Stream Safe
The game is 100% safe for streaming on Twitch and YouTube!
Whilst the content is bubbly, fizzy and all-around tantalising, our candid can photography game is safe for streaming - and you're bound to have a good time with your viewers as you piece together the story of Shize™️ and reveal each and every one of our beautiful sodas!
Features
🧊 Unnecessarily High Quality Cans!
🧃 All colours, sizes, tastes, and accessories!
🥤 Tasty and tasteful canned drink erotica!
💼 Corporate drama! Family tragedy! Unspeakable Horrors!
📸 Greed! Love! Passion! Photography!
✋ One Handed Gameplay available!
🕒 1 to 2 hour play time... unless you need more time with our cans!
OnlyCans: Thirst Date — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Steam Deck
- Unsupported
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
this game makes me want to die butn in a good way
This game has truly evolved my sense of smell, hearing, taste, sight, and even touch this game is heavenly and i love it dearly to my heart i've beaten this game MANY times and still have yet to get S rank in all levels without failing ONCE a difficult task if i must say so myself and i think if you are a gamer and love a nice asmr clicking game this is the one for you 100/10
nothin hotter than a nice set of cans
10/10 game, who doesn't like shaking some soda?
i'm questioning my sanity after playing this game...
amazing
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