OnlyCans: Thirst Date
OnlyCans Team · 2021 · Psychological Horror, Free to Play, LGBTQ+, Dating Sim, Dark Comedy
PC
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About OnlyCans: Thirst Date
Here at Shize™️ LLC, we pour our hearts and souls into every product. In honor of the Shize family, we’re excited to announce the new Heritage 2020 Collection!
We’re bringing back every flavor since our flagship taste from 1744. It’s time to enjoy Cherry Pop, Gamer Energy, Pineapple Pizza, and so many more at your local grocer. Our cans have so much personality, and you’re sure to find a favorite. See our collection today - they’ll be waiting for you!
Play OnlyCans: Thirst Date, The World's First (& Last) Erotic Can Photography Experience for FREE in the brand new and ultra-shiny Hot & Steamy Edition!
Experience Cans! With this clicking based rhythm game, anyone can be an erotic can photographer. Click to "snap" and "spray" at just the right moments to get combos, high scores, and even feedback from our models. Progress from our base flavors to the more unconventional fan favorites, and learn more about the Shize™️ brand history while meeting some amazing, flirty, and outrageous cans along the way.
The game is 100% safe for streaming on Twitch and YouTube!
Whilst the content is bubbly, fizzy and all-around tantalising, our candid can photography game is safe for streaming - and you're bound to have a good time with your viewers as you piece together the story of Shize™️ and reveal each and every one of our beautiful sodas!
🧊 Unnecessarily High Quality Cans!
🧃 All colours, sizes, tastes, and accessories!
🥤 Tasty and tasteful canned drink erotica!
💼 Corporate drama! Family tragedy! Unspeakable Horrors!
📸 Greed! Love! Passion! Photography!
✋ One Handed Gameplay available!
🕒 1 to 2 hour play time... unless you need more time with our cans!
We’re bringing back every flavor since our flagship taste from 1744. It’s time to enjoy Cherry Pop, Gamer Energy, Pineapple Pizza, and so many more at your local grocer. Our cans have so much personality, and you’re sure to find a favorite. See our collection today - they’ll be waiting for you!
Play OnlyCans: Thirst Date, The World's First (& Last) Erotic Can Photography Experience for FREE in the brand new and ultra-shiny Hot & Steamy Edition!
Gameplay
Experience Cans! With this clicking based rhythm game, anyone can be an erotic can photographer. Click to "snap" and "spray" at just the right moments to get combos, high scores, and even feedback from our models. Progress from our base flavors to the more unconventional fan favorites, and learn more about the Shize™️ brand history while meeting some amazing, flirty, and outrageous cans along the way.
Stream Safe
The game is 100% safe for streaming on Twitch and YouTube!
Whilst the content is bubbly, fizzy and all-around tantalising, our candid can photography game is safe for streaming - and you're bound to have a good time with your viewers as you piece together the story of Shize™️ and reveal each and every one of our beautiful sodas!
Features
🧊 Unnecessarily High Quality Cans!
🧃 All colours, sizes, tastes, and accessories!
🥤 Tasty and tasteful canned drink erotica!
💼 Corporate drama! Family tragedy! Unspeakable Horrors!
📸 Greed! Love! Passion! Photography!
✋ One Handed Gameplay available!
🕒 1 to 2 hour play time... unless you need more time with our cans!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
this game GENUINLEY made me uncomfortable. ive never felt more dirty in my life... however this was hilarious. 10/10 dont recomend1 found this helpful
This game was hilarious like seriously hilarious I loved how every can was different and weirdly attractive in a way 10/10 would recommend to anyone 18 calories or up1 found this helpful
Astarion made me do it. 10/10. I have never felt more awkward, and I will never see a soda drink the same way again. It is an incredibly weird, awkward, and hilarious experience — a truly refreshing (pun intended) addition to anything else I've played. Equal parts charming and completely uncomfortable, and I have absolutely no regrets. The voice acting makes this significantly more dangerous to my mental state than it has any right to be. If you want to question your life choices while being charmed by incredible voice acting, this is the game for you.
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Mervelous experience. Every gamer should play this in order to consider themselfs as gamers
A weird game, but one I had fun playing. Came here from the song and the game theory video, honestly was a lot more fun than expected from a psychological horror game about going on dates with soda cans. I can't say this game hasn't changed me for the weirder, check it out if you like sneakily dark content hidden under a glammed up aluminum facade(and would like to question everything about your life and what brought you here)
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