Pixel Shooter

The only reason I got this game was because I had a voucher for 90% off, and even then it did not feel worth it, with my only reason to play being to complete the achievements. I am a fan of simple platformers, but this one is just comically bad and ill-designed. Both you and enemies can shoot through walls, and you can shoot outside the screen boundaries, making the game incredibly easy, alongside the ease of simply running past enemies. The level design is boring and repetitive, the sound design is cheap. The enemies almost have potential, if it wasn't for the jellyfish, which essentially just home in on your character almost unavoidably and in later levels take between ten and twenty shots to kill. Good to waste time, and nothing else.

I don't like this game

So bad

I haven't even finished this ♥♥♥♥ yet and i'm making a review. This is the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ game i have ever played. I could make this and that's not a good thing. This is worse than the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cube platformer i made five years ago, as well as the forest fire game we made in class once, where the best feature was you could hold F to piss on the trees. I thought i would get an achievement after playing for 1 hour but its not total time played its in a single session, something i'm not sure i have the constitution for. I fear for my belongings safety when i muster the strength to 100% this game, i should probably do it on my laptop next to my boxing bag to be completely honest. Every single enemy in this game is annoying as all hell to deal with, and are almost bosses all by their lonesome. And the later levels are FILLED TO THE BRIM with them. Its barely worth the dollar or so when its on 90% sale, DO NOT BUY THIS FULL PRICE. In fact you should be paid to play it. Stay away form this awful asset flip of a "video game" this is not game design, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell man

Easily 100%able slop game without profile feature being disabled, but on it's own merit has no redeeming qualities. None. I would have even felt ripped off, if I got this for free.

I mean I only destroyed 1 keyboard while playing it soo I guess its cool?