Poop Clicker

[quote=me at ~5 hours playtime] This game sucks! I bought it because it seemed like a relatively easy 100%. Boy was I wrong... No matter what you do/buy, you feel no progress. I'll edit this review once I've 100%d it and give my thoughts. [/quote] Nearly 100 hours later and my view has not changed. This game sucks - period, full stop. Everything is so poorly balanced... The strat I figured out was to buy your two most recently unlocked items, upgrade them, and keep doing that until you're done with the game. This means that all previous items and their relative upgrades are pointless once you've progressed enough. And not only that, but the special upgrades are terrible since scaling is virtually nonexistent. Even an auto-clicker's usage gets phased out because it becomes so inconsequential. If you're thinking of getting this, wait for a sale and probably follow my strat (although I won't claim that it's the best way). +1 perfect games at the very least.

while i was very satisfied in the start of playing this game during mid game it was the absolute hell to me i didnt seem to make any progress in my opinion - specials didnt feel to do anything - buying other upgrades seem pointless except the last 2 expensive ones - only the 2 most expensive ones after unlocking them seemed to give me any progress which also seemed very pointless to even buy the other shop items - dont have anything to know when unlocking something new in the shop/specials tab i didnt mind the grind but having to know when to unlock new poop and specials could have been better aswell as for the specials that definetely need a buff or something using specials aint doing a thing wish it could have worked better

Game is very straightforward. -click for some poop -Buy stuff that generate poop over time. -Buy upgrades that double the income of said stuff. -Buy special upgrades that give increments of poop by, picking them up, or simply generating them in a different way (avoid these, the are ♥♥♥♥, pun intended) [hr][/hr] Pros- -cute graphics -Simple interface -Simple mechanics -Quick to finish -ez achievements [hr][/hr] Cons: -very dull mechanics, all the upgrades are the same, just with different pictures and a different income, there's really not much to manage or think about. -poop does not generate while offline, quite unrealistic, we're all makin poop even if we're sleeping. -For a clicker, clicking has basically no affect once you've bought a few poop generating items. -Special upgrades are overpriced and underpowered. [hr][/hr] Lots of negative reviews saying "the game is slow".... BUDDY....you bought a CLICKER game... It's like buying call of duty and complaining it has guns! and EVEN THEN this is one of the fastest clickers i've played, sure its a bit more idle than youd expect, but if you've played any amount of idle, incremental or clicker games you'd know this game is short. P.…

this game is ridiculously slow, only beat it for the joke

clik puup

awesomesauce