Rectangle Guy
The Bare Minimum Studios · 2023 · Action, Adventure, Platformer, 2D Platformer, Side Scroller
PC
Positive92% · 12
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About Rectangle Guy
Rectangle Guy embarks on an epic adventure across the world to achieve... um... what exactly? To be honest, I'm not entirely sure. But you can find out by playing the game!
Rectangle Guy is the protagonist of Rectangle Guy. He's got pristine fashion sense, a "unique" sense of humor and he's an all around great guy. You'll get pretty familiar with him over the course of the game and may even learn of unexpected stuff about the guy, if you know where to look.
The Down Dash -
Got a massive mouth demon chasing you? Need to impress a girl? Maybe someone is holding a gun to your head and telling you that you need to increase your falling speed? Well no matter which of those situations you find yourself in, Rectangle Guy's signature down dash ability will be able to help you out.
Challenging Bosses -
In addition to regular platforming levels, Rectangle Guy also features some challenging boss fights. During these, we use our innovative Fire Panel™ technology to take down foes. And don't worry, there's no stupid random elements during these. By the end of these boss fights, you'll be running circles around the suckers.
A Whole Bunch of Environments -
During the course of this game, Rectangle Guy will find himself in a lot of different areas. From the relaxing Grassy Plains to the gorgeous Profit City, there's always more to see. And, I mean, I don't wanna spoil anything but lemme tell ya some of the later worlds get WACKY.
Warden on the Job -
Warden on the Job is an epilogue to the main story of Rectangle Guy added for the game's one year anniversary. Embark on a new journey with Rectangle Guy, traveling through familiar environments which have now corrupted by the True Void. Ever wonder what would happen if a rift to a dangerous, otherworldly dimension opened up in the middle of a field or a city? Well now your sick curiosities can be answered.
Time Attack Mode -
The regular levels don't seem to be hard enough for you? Well don't worry, because Time Attack mode will give you a run for your money. Given a very strict timer, you will have to speed your way through levels. Clearing a Time Attack level is already hard enough, but the truly insane players will go for the elusive R ranking.
A Plethora of Post Game Modes -
The main adventure is great of course, but if you become a true Rectangle Guy enthusiast, you may want more. Well don't worry, as there is a BUNCH of stuff to do after the main adventure. And when I say a bunch, I MEAN a bunch. There are hours of additional levels and challenges after the credits roll (some of which may be too difficult for their own good).
If not, look at this lil doggy. How you gonna say no to the lil doggy?
Who is Rectangle Guy?
Rectangle Guy is the protagonist of Rectangle Guy. He's got pristine fashion sense, a "unique" sense of humor and he's an all around great guy. You'll get pretty familiar with him over the course of the game and may even learn of unexpected stuff about the guy, if you know where to look.Totally Epic Features
The Down Dash -
Got a massive mouth demon chasing you? Need to impress a girl? Maybe someone is holding a gun to your head and telling you that you need to increase your falling speed? Well no matter which of those situations you find yourself in, Rectangle Guy's signature down dash ability will be able to help you out.Challenging Bosses -
In addition to regular platforming levels, Rectangle Guy also features some challenging boss fights. During these, we use our innovative Fire Panel™ technology to take down foes. And don't worry, there's no stupid random elements during these. By the end of these boss fights, you'll be running circles around the suckers.A Whole Bunch of Environments -
During the course of this game, Rectangle Guy will find himself in a lot of different areas. From the relaxing Grassy Plains to the gorgeous Profit City, there's always more to see. And, I mean, I don't wanna spoil anything but lemme tell ya some of the later worlds get WACKY.Warden on the Job -
Warden on the Job is an epilogue to the main story of Rectangle Guy added for the game's one year anniversary. Embark on a new journey with Rectangle Guy, traveling through familiar environments which have now corrupted by the True Void. Ever wonder what would happen if a rift to a dangerous, otherworldly dimension opened up in the middle of a field or a city? Well now your sick curiosities can be answered.Time Attack Mode -
The regular levels don't seem to be hard enough for you? Well don't worry, because Time Attack mode will give you a run for your money. Given a very strict timer, you will have to speed your way through levels. Clearing a Time Attack level is already hard enough, but the truly insane players will go for the elusive R ranking. A Plethora of Post Game Modes -
The main adventure is great of course, but if you become a true Rectangle Guy enthusiast, you may want more. Well don't worry, as there is a BUNCH of stuff to do after the main adventure. And when I say a bunch, I MEAN a bunch. There are hours of additional levels and challenges after the credits roll (some of which may be too difficult for their own good).You sold yet?
If not, look at this lil doggy. How you gonna say no to the lil doggy?
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Simple yet challenging, this game strikes a perfect balance between heart and humor—clearly, a lot of passion went into crafting every detail. The humor throughout had me smiling even during the most intense moments, and the level design is nothing short of brilliant. Each theme feels fresh, and while the challenges push you, they never feel impossible, just the right amount of tricky. Plus, the soundtrack? Pure fun! It added so much to the experience, making even the toughest sections enjoyable. You can really feel the love in this one. Great job, dev, truly!1 found this helpful
I really enjoyed the music and gameplay easily an 11/10 and I also loved the the jokes after each boss fight!!
BUY THE GAME, NOWWWW
The game can be completed in less than an hour, and there's a short mini-campaign you can complete after you finish the game. It has an early 2000's vibe to it, with some great background art and some great music. It's one of the more simple platformers I've played, but it's really charming. To be blunt, I quite enjoyed it and it gets a solid recommendation. If you're looking for a game to toss into your speed running lineup this is also a great choice.
A very distinct platformer with tons of content and mechanics that can really challenge you!
This game literally credits me by name which makes it easily the best game of all time. Seriously though it's a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥ platformer. If you like 2D platformers, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy it because it's well made.
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