Red Bit Ninja

Budget Super Mario clone in which you play as a used tampon.

A lot of the previous reviewers' gripes have been addressed. The windowed mode thing and the tutorial thing. My xbox 360 controller works fine with the game. Unfortunately that leaves me to gripe about the actual gameplay. Not feeling it. Sorry, but it's floaty garbage. It is what I imagine homemade soap would be like if you never made soap before. Not really enjoyable.

what the actual F. I spent 9 minutes in the game and still feel I lost a valuable and irrecoverable time of my life. Not even worth it for free. I have to admit though that this was one of my most satisfying uninstalls.

Bad

There actually is a decent platformer with a simplistic but enjoyable grappling hook mechanic beneath this slapdash and technically broken game, and as a result it lands firmly in "so bad it's good" territory. You will get nonchalantly kicked back to the main menu in the middle of a level; you will have to close the pause menu every time you respawn. You will find that jumping still moves the camera after you die, and if you die while swinging, jumping will instantiate a new player sprite. You will find enemies pacing in mid air, because they wanted an obstacle in the middle of a swinging section but didn't have the assets for a flying enemy. They looked at all of this and said "ship it." It's awesome.

A nice idea, but executed pretty poorly. It seems a lot like an unfinished project, needs a lot of polishing to be actually playable right.