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Just don't bother. In three minutes, I'd played through the whole game, start to finish, reading every word, four times. And they aren't even good words - I presume that the writer wasn't an English speaker and the text has just been put through Google translate. You get to click three choices, and then the game just stops (promising a sequel to come!) The rest of my play time was spent waiting to accrue enough time for Steam to let me write this warning. The most astonishing thing about this is that it's about 197MB in size - I have no idea how it's that big, you could have written this on a 1K ZX81, with the only difference that this has grey in the images - and it has allegedly had a major update. Don't know what it was before, but it's only marginally more than nothing now.

it took me 3 minutes of play time to see every slide in this game. I disliked it enough to leave it open so I would have enough play time to post a negative review. A branching story where there are like 3 branch points, and the story is a few hundred words long is unimpressive. The game has no randomness. (always start at the same decision point, and each outcome always leads to the same next decision) The english is unreadably bad.

Absolute garbage. What you see in the screenshots above is all there is to this game. This isn't a "hitchhiking simulator" or a card game. There's no map. No clues as to where you are going. People name locations that don't exist and somehow you're supposed to decide whether that gets you closer to your location or father away. Clicking anything outside the options in the screenshots above leads to "this story is here, but is in early access." This game was released 6 months ago and hasn't had an update since January. This is absolutely shameless Steam shovelware and it makes other games in early access look bad by association. I'd go as far as to argue that this should be removed from the storefront.

5 minutes of a game. I had to afk for the rest of the time needed to even make this review.

Interesting premise with a low low price! I can't wait for it to be finished!