

Sit on bottle
Laush Dmitriy Sergeevich · 2018 · Simulation, Indie, Singleplayer, Memes, Casual
PC
Mostly Positive77% · 44
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About Sit on bottle
"Sit on bottle" - is a game about ordinary factory worker, whose job it is to sit on horizontally laid bottles. So, that would not lose - click with the left mouse button on the bottle until it is horizontal. The worker did not want to sit on a vertically placed bottle!
Key features:
- Humor.
- Christmas decoration.
- The possibility of improving the interior and appearance of the player.
- Endless game mode, but with every second the Assembly line with the bottles is moving faster.
- Achievements.
Key features:
- Humor.
- Christmas decoration.
- The possibility of improving the interior and appearance of the player.
- Endless game mode, but with every second the Assembly line with the bottles is moving faster.
- Achievements.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
3 found this helpful
how to exploit this game 101 farm your way to 200 points before you buy anything once you do quit the game re open it for some reason you don't lose the points you spent by quitting after buying the decorations3 found this helpful
Left click..space bar..2 found this helpful
Sit on bottle, developed by Laush Dmitriy Sergeevich and published by Laush Studio, is a deliberately absurd indie simulation-clicker hybrid that embraces its strange premise with unapologetic simplicity. At first glance, the concept appears almost like a parody: you play as a factory worker whose job is to sit on horizontally positioned bottles. To make that happen, you must click on vertically standing bottles as they move along an assembly line, flipping them into a horizontal position so your character can perform the titular action. The humor is unmistakably odd, and the game leans heavily into that surreal workplace satire, presenting a repetitive mechanical task as its entire foundation. The gameplay loop is minimalistic but structured around escalating speed and reaction. Bottles continuously appear on a conveyor belt, and each one must be clicked enough times to rotate into the correct orientation. As time passes, the conveyor accelerates, forcing quicker reactions and more precise clicking. While the mechanic is mechanically simple, the increasing pace introduces a mild arcade-style tension. The endless mode serves as the core experience, challenging players to maintain …1 found this helpful
The premise is simple, sit on bottle, spare your anus from fissure. The longer you shield your cornhole from trauma, the more points you accumulate. Use these points to lavishly adorn your warehouse in seasonal decorations, including a cute little Santa hat for your robot self! With 0.3 hours of gameplay and 10 achievments under my belt, it's time to shelf this bad boy. Do I have regrets? Yes Would I play it again? No Was it worth it? No If I had my time again, and knew what I knew now, would I still buy it? Yes
I sat on a number of bottles. I purchased all of the things that could be purchased. It was a great time for me. The sounds of clicks and zips will forever be ingrained in my brain. Honestly i just want to cry. My life up to this point has been pretty decent. This has ruined my streak of enjoyable days. Life has lost its colour. My once warm heart has become as cold as stone and has faded, and with it, my last warm feelings for humanity.
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