Skater Frog

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This frog is so cool

Life changing. Skater Frog was there for me when no one else was. In times of darkness when all things seemed bleak, Skater Frog would lift be from the dark trenches of existentialism and show me there was purpose in life. Be frog. Skate.

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I think this game is good for all people, and there are very few complaints I would have for it.

Here we go again with another garbage endless runner on Steam. Hundreds, if not thousands of these things are plaguing the store. Like every other endless/autorunner, you're just moving and avoiding obstacles in this incredibly shallow piece of shovelware. Endless runners are largely a bunch of low effort garbage, but, somehow, Gnarvana Studios managed to make one that's even worse than most. It doesn't even have 3D graphics like Temple Runner. Instead, you control a frog sprite, barely animated, with a skateboard, and you jump and sometimes grind over obstacles as you scroll endlessly to the right. That's all there is to this garbage. So this looks like an old 1990's Adobe Flash game that you might play in a web browser, and the problem there is obviously Steam wasn't intended to try compete with Chrome and Firefox. If it can be done in a web browser, it's not even close to a cutting edge PC gaming experience. That's a problem. This feels more like a tech demo or a project smacked together hurriedly to try make a kind of minimum viable product just good enough to pass the developers unambitious idea and shove it into Steam Direct to see if you can actually pay $100 and pub…