Slackers - Carts of Glory

Slackers - Carts of Glory

Falling Saints · 2024 · Indie, Simulation, Casual, Driving, Funny

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About Slackers - Carts of Glory

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Race downhill in a brakeless shopping cart against the clock to reach the store before it closes, solo or with friends across 32 wild tracks and 16 unlockable carts. Master ridiculous physics and pull off trick combos in Freestyle mode to rack up style points and dominate the global leaderboard in this gloriously chaotic racing game.

When the drinks stop flowing and the city store's closing its doors, who are you gonna call to save the day? Come roll with our crew of laid-back slackers, ready to turn chaos into glory, and possibly not into a disaster!!!

Welcome in the wonderful and crazy world of Slackers!
Race solo or with your friends in one of the most reckless downhill rides ever! Discover and master the unpredictable and unique movements of a shopping cart, find your shortcuts, collecting drinks along the way to satisfy your thirst, unlock all 16 shopping carts and push yourself to crazy speeds across 32 different tracks to reach the store before it closes!Skateboards? No, shopping carts!
The new Freestyle mode is here to remind you that everything a skateboard can do… a shopping cart does worse. But with much more style. Trace your line, use every ramp and rail, perform trick after trick and rack up points. Each cap collected increases the multiplier: more risks, more style, more glory!

KEY CONCEPTS
Downhill Time Attack
- Live the dream of racing on a shopping cart at insane speed (without risks)
- If you're afraid to go alone, play with 3 friends online
- Collect drinks along the way to recharge your stamina
- The store is closing, better hurry!
Freestyle
- Perform breathtaking tricks and wild combos
- Collect caps to gain multipliers and boost your score
- Climb the global leaderboard
You don’t need to know what you’re doing. Just do it in style (more or less).

THINGS TO REMEMBER ONCE YOU'RE IN THE CART:

- First of all: I'ts not a car.
- The cart has no brakes. (deal with it)
- The cart has no engine. (push and sweat to move).
- The cart has no seatbelts. (we all know how it's going to end)
- The cart has no steering wheel (good luck in taming the beast)
- Last but not least: IT'S NOT A CAR.
You can do it!

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jul 18, 2026
ear
Recommended Jul 15, 2026
really cool
Not recommended Jul 15, 2026
What a pile of crap this game is, what the hell is wrong with you DEVs you inhibit anyone from using the keyboard, just because you're douchebags and douche don't play games on a desk top PC they use a device, you probably play this on your phone, right? This crap game needs this warning stating the facts, (This game is made for controllers, you can't change the default key config, because none of us retarded DEV have ever played a game on the keyboard before, when this game starts, you will be told to hook up your controller and relax!, unless you don't have one, or use them, in that case, because you're not buying the controllers for consoles you can go to hell ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Why don't you take a flying jump off a F*KING BUILDING, HAHAHA middle finger right to your face, get a steam controller and an I-pod douche gaming device, get your steaming ♥♥♥♥ in your hands, so you can play games on-line on your smart douche device, and talk to people on discord! while jerking off YAY we are f**king degenerates without any brains!) I'm not about to send any more money to F**KING Microsoft, so you can shove them controllers where the sun don't shine, you scum sucking pricks. F**K this game F**…
Recommended Jul 14, 2026
better than rl
Recommended Jul 13, 2026
great game this game is so fun especially when you get tired of everything else its so unique compared to any other game.
Recommended Jul 12, 2026
This game very beer with speed shopping trip 2000

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