

TEEFS
Swamp Donkey Interactive · 2026 · Casual, Incremental, Point & Click, 2D, Dark Fantasy
PC
Positive80% · 20
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About TEEFS
TEEFS is a goblin and ork themed idle clicker where you build a wildly unethical TEEFS based economy from the ground up. Click for TEEFS, buy increasingly absurd businesses, stack upgrades, watch your production spiral into brutal, chaotic excess, and when you reach the peak of great green glory. Blow it up and do it again with more. More GREEN, more UPGRADES and MORE TEEFS! It’s fast, funny, deeply satisfying, and packed with the kind of number-go-up gameplay and a rich story that will have you coming back for more every time.
Featuresfast and crunchy, satisfying clicker gameplay
Idle progression with escalating productionBuildings, upgrades, and powerful long-term progressionAchievements, unlocks, and layered systems to chaseGoblin and ork flavored humor, lore, and worldbuildingBig numbers, bad decisions, and excellent financial strategy by goblin standards No monetization and No micro-transactions, ever. You get what you paid for, no more no less. Simple as.All future content updates are included in the price of the game. I'd say free, but you paid for the game.What are you waiting here for, you got some TEEFS ta take!
Featuresfast and crunchy, satisfying clicker gameplay
Idle progression with escalating productionBuildings, upgrades, and powerful long-term progressionAchievements, unlocks, and layered systems to chaseGoblin and ork flavored humor, lore, and worldbuildingBig numbers, bad decisions, and excellent financial strategy by goblin standards No monetization and No micro-transactions, ever. You get what you paid for, no more no less. Simple as.All future content updates are included in the price of the game. I'd say free, but you paid for the game.What are you waiting here for, you got some TEEFS ta take!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
I'd like to like this one, but it just doesn't feel good to play, and doesn't feel like it's working. For my tastes, it feels too slow at the beginning, and I don't feel like the upgrades make the runs feel better.
Cookie clicker, but 15 years later and boring. Theme and art is good, game is not.
Its pretty cool. I like orcs and the business orc makes me feel things I'm totally comfortable exploring or stating out loud. But he can get it. The way thee game builds on itself makes it feel fun and the hammer clicker game and the minigames don't really get boring unless you purposefully do them to the point of mundanity. Big recommend from someone who likes the Spaghetti Man movie.
Performance issues- slows my computer down too much to leave in the background and very frustrating to actually "play," as it's constantly grinding. Cookie clicker clone so if you're into that could be fun for a bit. I honestly find the tooth thing to be pretty gross
What can I say beyond we're gobbos using hammers to grind out more teefs! Give me those teefs
I am the master of the click! Remember this f&!#ing name! Whenever you see click, you'll see this f&!#ing name. I make that $#!% work! No one rules the click like me! Not this little f&!#; none of you little f&!#'s out there. I AM THE CLICK COMMANDER!
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