The Duck Song Game

Did you know that Steam requires a minimum playtime to leave a review? It's true! You have to put in a solid 5 minutes which meant that I had to force myself to play this turd for 4.5 more minutes just to warn any curious buyers that they would be better off throwing their nickels at ducks in the park than using them to buy this game. So why does the game suck? Well as you can see from the store images it looks like crap. That would be acceptable since it is based on a Flash video but the flash video had more animation here you just move a static duck left and right. This game reminds me of those old Tiger electronic handheld games that you'd get as gifts from older relatives that knew you liked video games but they didn't actually know anything about video games. Only somehow this is less fun than Tiger Electronics take on Street Fighter. The sound? Well it is literally a 3 second loop. How can you make a game based on a song and not actually have any of the song? Clearly they don't have permission to use the video or audio in the game. Gameplay? None. There is nothing here. I was dead serious that throwing nickels at ducks would be more fun. This style of game has a long histo…

The game is extremely repetitive. You are just catching grapes while dodging lemonade. It only costs a dollar and works on the Steam Deck. It's a great game to play in between homework assignments but You should only purchase the game if you have the extra dollar.

I got a high score going of about 104 and the game crashed on me before I could take a screenshot. I want my dollar back.

Anatidaephobia.

I can hear the same 3 second loop of the guitar in my head repeating and the voices are getting louder. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF …

I really love this game becuae when i was 4 i like duck song and this remind me of this time so i had to buy and then i started cryinh because game good and good graphic good gsme reconmend