The Stonks Market

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Some things in this game are painfully realistic...

Felt like a wasted hour, I don't really get the game wants to be, but it has very little to do with stonks and this isn't how stonks generally work for them to be used as a medium for a message I don't really get. A letdown, in the end.

[b]The Stonks Market[/b] is a short narrative-driven experience built around satire and light decision-making. While the branching paths provide some incentive to replay, the overall experience remains quite limited in scope. There are very few actual gameplay systems beyond selecting a couple of dialogue options or buying and selling stocks, making it feel closer to an interactive skit than a fully developed game. Overall, The Stonks Market is a harmless, short-lived experience. It offers a couple of amusing moments and multiple endings, but the limited gameplay prevents it from being something I would actively recommend. [h1]The Good[/h1] + Three different endings + Short narrative experience with a few funny moments [h1]The Neutral[/h1] * Not good enough to recommend, not bad enough to discourage buying [h1]The Bad[/h1] - Very limited gameplay elements - Couldn't figure out how to unlock two of the achievements [i]My wife's boyfriend won[/i] [h2]5 / 10 - IGN[/h2]

Masterpiece. The story is quite good.

While the game is, for the most part, hyper realistic, I found the possibility of actually making money in the stock market to be jarring. In addition, I was disappointed that my wife's boyfriend did not invite me to his ranch. Still, I appreciated the advice given to me by Harambe, and intend to to take a out a loan on my house this coming Monday and go balls deep in $POOP.