Thyra Adventure

Thyra Adventure is yet another of literally thousands of console-esque retro platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. This one is particularly bad, despite being rendered in 3D by the venerable Unreal engine. It's extremely badly made, which I'll get into, but before we go into the many reasons nobody should buy this unethically abandoned train wreck, I'll just mention that it is some kind of platformer brawler, has a rough kind of fantasy theme (I guess, it's hard to tell), and that's probably all the background blurb this mess deserves in terms of descriptions. The game was abandoned roughly one month after launch and hasn't been updated in three years. It blew past the developers 60 day commitment to complete the game without any notification or admission of failure from the developer. The game will never be completed. Yet the developer still wants your money for this. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The game features lazy low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the mid 2000s. It's unclear w…

You are a fierce Woman Warrior in this challenging side scroller based around ideas from medieval history. Avoid traps, smite warriors, hocus pocus magicians and defeat Zarod to save the Middle Earth! https://youtu.be/FENHY5Qwe7M