To the Top (2022)

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To the Top is one of literally thousands of retro 2D platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere... and I'm not kidding. Searching for "platformers" on the Steam store page yields over 17,000 results! Is this one of the best of those? Absolutely not. This godawfully bad precision platformer relies on a Angry Birds style flinging mechanism instead of normal jumping, because apparently ezmode for game developers is to just make your controls bad instead of creating actually challenging content. Anyway, it was ultimately a failure as it turns out most gamers aren't really all that interested in pixelcrap platformers. Platforming is an old, mostly dead genre, and this lacklustre experience, while it doesn't have an upfront cost, isn't saving the genre... it's no surprise this failed to capture any attention from gamers in the era of immersive 3D gaming. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this …

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is cool

you start thinking its fun, then you get a little mad, then you throw your pc out the window, most players quit there, but if you keep playing the pane goes away and you feel nothing, jut an empty void, nothing nothing nothing, then you cry

[h1]Before I played To the Top, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]