Tochos vs. Brokens

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The most magnificent game i have ever played, beautiful graphic and animations, even rivaling games like elden ring and rdr 2, gameplay is both challenging and fun, since this release is only an alpha, i have high hopes for future updates, including new stages, new worlds, new bossfights, new tochos and brokes tm, and more amazing osts. Truly a game deserving of GOTY.

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"Tochos vs. Brokens" is a very barebones and pointless tower defense game with a meagre set of upgrades, units, activities, and well, a meagre set of everything really. Plus laughably poor and amateurish graphics and an equally weak technical delivery. What do you do in the game? It's a very barebones TD game where I think the developer put more effort into the backstory than the game. And the backstory is terrible, some faff about "Brokens" attacking you so you have to defend them with "Tochos", which got all my "Rumples" in a "Gobbit". Made up words don't make bad games better. The game lacks options for adjusting resolution, which means you can't ensure the game runs at your display's native resolution. This design choice may cause the visuals to appear less than optimal on just about every modern LCD/OLED display. In terms of visuals, this features really godawful MS-Paint tier "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that…

helix2 is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser virgin for disliking this game. It is nothing short of a masterpiece. The music sounds like it came straight out of Laura Shigihara's soul. The gameplay is leagues better than any other Tower Defense game I've played. And trust me, I've played a lot. Whoever doesn't find enjoyment out of this game needs to find a different hobby, because gaming clearly isn't for them.

Piss poor and ugly to boot. No tactical upgrades, no tactical actions, no strategic upgrade, no fluff, nothing to make this game interesting. It doesn't even have a save function. Feels like about an hour spent making it, and even then they spent an extra ten minutes taking out any good stuff that accidentally got into it. Nine thumbs down, not even for free. Which this is.