Unidentified Feline Obliterators

I don’t even know where to start. I bought this game on a random Tuesday night after staring at my ceiling fan for three hours wondering if my life was just going to be work emails, reheated leftovers, and arguing with my insurance company forever. Then I launched Unidentified Feline Obliterators. And suddenly, I wasn’t the guy who forgets laundry in the washer until it smells like wet dog. I wasn’t the guy who eats scrambled eggs for dinner four nights in a row because chopping onions feels like a personal betrayal. I wasn’t even the guy who once cried in the parking lot of Trader Joe’s because they were out of the good olive oil. No, I was a laser-eyed cat-commander vaporizing eldritch horrors with paws of destiny. Somehow this game has rewired me. My sleep schedule is still chaos, my desk is still covered in unopened mail, and my mom still texts me passive-aggressively about “career stability,” but I wake up every morning with a tiny ember of joy because I know I can boot this up and be a galactic feline warlord for a few precious hours. I don’t want to be dramatic (okay, I do), but this game did what therapy, journaling, and six different apps with teal-colored mindfulness …

Enjoyable game and can be addicting. Can definitely play multiple times and with friends. Look forward to playing more

This game is really cool! I love cats and I love shooters and the space theme ties it together in a really cool way!

I haven't been playing this for a while and I already love it. The controls take a little bit to get used to, and the inverted controls setting doesn't visually appear to be working (at the very least for controller). That's all REMOTELY matters on the negative side, I love the mechanic that your shooting pushes you to move, even if it's hard to get used to. I recommend playing on a controller with a joystick, since it appears to have more direction than a dpad or WASD, but don't hold me too accountable for that. I love all the cute little different cats you can unlock and the music is great and cute, and I love the goofy music in the background that gets goofier every round. It can be a little difficult, but that's just because of the controls, and if you can't get used to them, well, GIT GUD. XD. Anyway, if you so choose to, happy obliterating .

I am obsessed with the porcupines on skateboards. The music and meows sound effects are adorable too. I don't want to spoil anything but the random bosses are hilarious. I love seeing random animals fly around in space.

🐾 Cats. In space. With death orbs. Ridiculously fun arcade chaos with tight controls, charming pixel art, and local co-op that turns into beautiful feline-fueled madness. Easy to pick up, hard to stop playing. 10/10 would obliterate again.