You Suck At Football

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This "game" is really bad. The icon is default Unreal and the title is just "football". The windowed fullscreen mode does not seem to do anything and the game itself has clunky controls and is no fun at all. What even is this supposed to be? On low settings it runs with 20FPS and seems to be very unoptimized. The main menu looks like some space shooter and does not fit the theme at all. I have the feeling this was done by some student in 2 hours.

As the 7th person to purchase this game, I can confirm IT IS DIFFICULT.

You Suck At Football is an unreal engine flip slop game where you have to dribble and shoot a football through a goal, and its physics and mechanics feel very clunky and bugged. Because of this, it doesn't feel even remotely fun or rewarding. Honestly, a lot of mobile games and free games clear this. The game somehow got streamers to play for a short while, and I suppose it's capitalized with a few purchases. Price Value & Gameplay; 5 dollars for a game that could've been made in 24 hours and that has no substance at all, nor is it fun. I doubt even 10 people have ever beat the game. This game is terrible and is a waste of money. There's multiplayer functionality that probably works; however, it doesn't save the game, and it's still not worth it. A heavily flawed experience. When you load up the game, in your taskbar it reads just "football" a very lazy game. There's not much more to discuss. There's not enough content and substance to justify the price, and the experience isn't even fun.

I LIKE IT

Very relaxing. Would recommend if you are stressed. It will surely ease your mind.