You Suck At Football

You Suck At Football

Gorka Games · 2025 · Precision Platformer, Puzzle Platformer, Football (Soccer), Difficult, Action

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Mixed57% · 21 📈 Making a comeback 73%
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About You Suck At Football

🏆 Control the BallBounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.🏐Physics-BasedThis isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.
  • One slip = massive progress loss
  • No checkpoints in hard mode
  • Every climb is earned
🫂Multiplayer MayhemPlay solo or in online multiplayer. 🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”😭 “We were right at the top!!”💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”🌍 Climb a Massive World of RageFrom floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.
  • Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
  • Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
  • No loading screens, just pure upward pain
🎥 Perfect for Streamers and FriendsThe game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.
  • Rage quits expected.
  • Friendships may be lost.
  • But if you make it to the top…

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Aug 14, 2025
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9 found this helpful
Not recommended Oct 6, 2025
This "game" is really bad. The icon is default Unreal and the title is just "football". The windowed fullscreen mode does not seem to do anything and the game itself has clunky controls and is no fun at all. What even is this supposed to be? On low settings it runs with 20FPS and seems to be very unoptimized. The main menu looks like some space shooter and does not fit the theme at all. I have the feeling this was done by some student in 2 hours.
7 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 8, 2025
As the 7th person to purchase this game, I can confirm IT IS DIFFICULT.
5 found this helpful
Not recommended Jun 3, 2026
You Suck At Football is an unreal engine flip slop game where you have to dribble and shoot a football through a goal, and its physics and mechanics feel very clunky and bugged. Because of this, it doesn't feel even remotely fun or rewarding. Honestly, a lot of mobile games and free games clear this. The game somehow got streamers to play for a short while, and I suppose it's capitalized with a few purchases. Price Value & Gameplay; 5 dollars for a game that could've been made in 24 hours and that has no substance at all, nor is it fun. I doubt even 10 people have ever beat the game. This game is terrible and is a waste of money. There's multiplayer functionality that probably works; however, it doesn't save the game, and it's still not worth it. A heavily flawed experience. When you load up the game, in your taskbar it reads just "football"—very lazy game. There's not much more to discuss. There's not enough content and substance to justify the price, and the experience isn't even fun. 0.5/10 if you're lucky
2 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 17, 2025
I LIKE IT
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 13, 2025
Very relaxing. Would recommend if you are stressed. It will surely ease your mind.
1 found this helpful

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