Jack Is Missing

I pay rent by watching paint dry for a living. That's right - I check how the colour of matt and emulsion change over time, and report on durability. My wife says this is a dead-end profession, but - due to the late-stage capitalist job market - another field of employment eludes me. I earn £12.71 per hour. £0.89 of this can be conducive to many things; be it stock investment, a property ISA, or taking my family to Butlin's Bognor Regis. Every little helps. Instead, £0.89 of this cold, hard-earned money went towards the 2018 video game, Jack Is Missing, developed by Kevin Yang and published by SA Industry. This game made me - and my wife - truly appreciate the intellectual nuance of watching cobalt-blue paint dry into a gentle cerulean. It also made our sex life - after 40 years of marriage - seem considerably less insipid. In that sense, I don't know whether to say thank you or ♥♥♥♥ you. Probably the latter.

Jack IS Missing. This was such a spooky expirience. gave me the heebie jeebies. Never have I been so scared. Zoinks!

This game is... something I think. Everything about it screams asset flip. Let me break it down to you: - You play as Kevin, a character who doesn't know the password to its own computer; - The voice acting is god awful; - The game is badly optimized; - Kevin jumps like a mutilated 5 year old with no legs (fun fact: jump mechanic isnt used all game) This game made me want to be Jack, 1.5/10

I paid 14 cents for this, and I feel that is far too much.

truly a work of art, ive never seen anything more enlightening and aweinspiring. honestly i think we alll need some time in the destroy box

What can I saw about a game I got for less then $1. 3 out of 10. A short game with a few creepy moments and an ending that made me think WTF was that.