Super Hipster Lumberjack

This is not the worst game ever made. Because this is not a game. It is a depraved and highly effective torture device, the likes of which could NEVER have been conjured by the creators of the brazen bull and the iron maiden working together. Adolf Eichman couldn't have DREAMED of creating something this deplorable, and if he did he would have hung himself in guilt. So I repeat, this is not the worst game ever made, it is however the single worst thing EVER created by humankind. For centuries we have wondered if humans are good or evil by nature. I still cannot answer this question. But after playing, if you could call this play, this thing, I have lost much of my faith in humanity. I hope, sincerely, that the devil crawled out of hell and whispered in the ear of Noah Lewin to give him the inspiration for such a thing. Because then, I would not have to face the possibility that human malice runs so deep as to conjure such an awful evil creation. The existence of super hipster lumberjack PROVES beyond a shadow of a doubt that humans will NEVER travel back in time. Because if that technology was EVER made, we would have gone back and prevented this abomination from entering the mater…

hell is real and it's called Super Hipster Lumberjack

This game is the best game I have *ever* played. It's a genuinely life changing experience I cannot recommend enough.

molto bello gioco mi fa venire duro il pisello

The punishments described in the Inferno pale in comparison to the useless suffering which will be experienced if you play this game, every aspect aside from the music is a 4/10, Process42 was right and I didn't listen. Sometimes its best to kill your own dreams.

Ive tried to like this game for 11 years now. I failed.