Ninja Guy

this is game is the amalgamation of all stereotypes from the 2010s online flash game community, this game is a relic of a time long past, when terrible jokes and generalisation where still the norm. overall, this game has a lot of wtf moments due to the blatant disregard for the slight ruthlessness they portray towards several cultures and their stereotypes. morevover, the soundtrack is actually kinda good, the voice acting is funny to hear while doing the most magnificent and graphically intruiging battlestunts money can offer. this game WILL change your life. muesst ihr wissen

I honestly find the graphics to be kind of charming in a way, and I think this could've been an entertaining hack-n-slash game had the combat/controls not been absolutely god awful. You're given three attacks that have strange default binds: slash, ninja star, and whirlwind. Moving and trying to aim your attacks is the biggest challenge of this game. I only did the tutorial level and the initial section of the first level due to the aforementioned issues and several bugs. You're tasked with a protecting a kid named Billy in that level. At first, I just ran straight and the cutscene began after I'd passed where I was meant to be - locking me out and forcing me to restart. On the second attempt, I finished the initial wave. However, there was one pumpkin enemy left that I couldn't hit so it just slowly murdered the kid. No matter the angle I tried, I could not damage it. On the third attempt, the exact same thing happened - I watched the kid slowly die to an invincible pumpkin.

Very eloquent racism, makes me feel very smart for laughing at the asian voice hahahaha sometimes I reminisce that I'm back in the good old days of MW2 lobbies where this would have sold millions of copies if ya know what I mean hehe the guys who get it get it. Anyway, whats been up with u guys how have you been. I recently just started using dating apps again and its been well lets just say not so good. When I mention I'm a gamer all the girls just say weird things like thats stupid, why are you in my house, who left the door unlocked and stupid stuff like that. Nobody seems to care how much I'm there for them. Any tips for hittin on the ladies would be much appreciated. Anyway yea this game freaking sucks!

My childhood sucked

this game

It is a Ninja time!