Dark Farts: Parody Smell Edition

fart dps rotation simulator

It'd dumb, it's great, just shut up and enjoy the farting!

If this whole thing is satire about how bad AI written anything can be, it did a phenomenal job, however I am not reviewing this game's meta-analysis of AI, I am reviewing a game and this one was... something. Even if the painfully AI dev review replies and patch notes are "part of experience" $15 is just too much, it makes me wonder if this really is satire or if the dude behind this is literally having AI do all of the thinking, he gets paid, and plays it off as a $15 joke. Dialogue made me want to rip my hair out, every decent joke was followed up by another line that absolutely ruined any momentum the previous sentence had, it is the bad kind of AI band kid humor that very quickly runs out of any "this is satire" fuel. The game also gets easier the longer you play because with the new farts you can stun lock everything. Also, the keybindings tell of a heavy attack, weapon ability, and even equipment but none of that is ever utilized. Blocking takes so much stamina that its more effective to dodge roll everywhere unless you want to try and perfect parry, but that also does nothing at all besides an epic particle effect, doesnt stun, reimburse stamina, give health, it does absol…

[h1] Wish it was funny OR playable [/h1] It got gifted to me by a friend as a joke. I'm so sorry he used his hard earned money for this ****. Maybe as a 1$ game this could be a good joke. With the current pricetag, this is straight up criminal to sell this. This doesn't even feel like a GAME. This is unplayable. This feels like the worst product a really dumb pre-teen could come up with the assistance of AI coding, voices, texts, etc. I have a pretty broad sense of humor and this is not funny nor entertaining. At all. This is bad. Atrocious. Terrible. Unfun. Feels like a digital prison that sucks your time. Hard to believe this exists and is sold. [h3] Positives: [/h3] - This does [b] looks [/b] pretty good. [i] (Crazy what a prompt can generate nowadays) [/i] [h3] Negatives: [/h3] - Unskippable worst dialogs you've ever heard. - AI voices. - AI... everything. - Zero gameplay. - Linear AF. - Bugs. - Zero fun. - Unplayable. - Each chapter take about 10-15 minutes to complete and there are 8 chapters. Most of it is dialogs. Then when you play, you might die because this is mechanically deficient and unplayable. If you win you're mad and feel annoyed. If you lose, then you have…

94 minutes of epicness and farts!

It has a cute concept and I wanted to see more of the story line but combat is rough going. All mobs respond far faster than your player. You have to wait for your guy to finish the swings before you can try to B roll out of the way (number of swings seem random but only light hit available). I would have played longer if combat was better. Oh and farting heals... great add. I am down voting based on combat. Story is cute.