

Pretentious Game
Keybol · May 20, 2014 · Indie, Casual, Platformer, Puzzle, Short
Buy the Pretentious Game key for Steam from Kinguin at $0.75 — the cheapest of 4 stores we compare.
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Pretentious Game price by region
Pretentious Game costs £0.70 in the United Kingdom, $0.75 in the United States, $0.75 in Georgia (USD), €0.81 in Europe (EUR), CA$2.19 in Canada, NZ$2.39 in New Zealand, R$4.29 in Brazil, zł4.53 in Poland and A$7.26 in Australia right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| £0.70 −56% | £1.59 | £0.70 | 3 | |
| $0.75 −62% | $1.99 | $0.75 | 4 | |
| $0.75 −53% | $1.59 | $0.75 | 4 | |
| €0.81 −59% | €1.99 | €0.81 | 4 | |
| CA$2.19 | CA$2.19 | — | 2 | |
| NZ$2.39 | NZ$2.39 | — | 2 | |
| R$4.29 | R$4.29 | — | 2 | |
| zł4.53 −37% | zł7.19 | zł4.53 | 3 | |
| A$7.26 | A$7.26 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Pretentious Game
Enjoy the uncluttered and peculiar aesthetics of Pretentious Game and plunge wholeheartedly into a poetic and deep story.
Follow the adventures of a blue square passionately in love with his pink sweetheart, and help him bring his feelings to light.
Read between the lines of Pretentious Game to progress through the story, and let your feelings overcome you…
Pretentious Game — game info
- Platforms
- Windows, macOS
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
This is a charming minimalist puzzle platformer with well-designed mechanics and an unexpectedly emotional story that resonates with players, though the extremely short playtime is a notable drawback. Most players praise the creative gameplay and narrative depth, but recommend waiting for a sale given the roughly 5-minute runtime. The game effectively blends lighthearted puzzle platforming with a surprisingly poignant and relatable story.
It is a sweet puzzle platformer game. I don't normally like these, but this one is good.1 found this helpful
I'd played the original single chapter flash version of Pretentious Game around the time of its release and thought it was... okay. It hit a younger me in my feelings, which obviously was intended. Now many years later I come to find that there were a few more chapters that released after the point I'd already packed it away in my memory. Having decided to give the rest of the game a go I'm left with a... tepid, impression. I do appreciate the emotional angle it's trying to approach from but, the entire narrative strikes me as melodramatic in an unflattering way, even if the prose itself is decent. I would try to be kind and say for 2014 (the game jam version was 2012 I believe) the approach is novel, but by that point we already had Thomas Was Alone which I feel was much more impactful in its writing. The minimalist graphics are passable, and the puzzles are decent, but I don't feel like there's much to play for narratively. The game's about an hour long, which is to its benefit because this would wear very thin very quickly if it were any longer. For the two bucks they're asking, it's worth seeing if you'd like it.
Oh, the ludonarrative harmony. lol, lmao
[h1]Summary[/h1] Extremely short minimalist platformer with a sad realistic story. [b]Pros[/b] + Interesting story + Fun mechanics [b]Cons[/b] - Too short [h1]Overview[/h1] Pretentious Game is an extremely short minimalist platformer with only a few levels but having completely different and interesting mechanics for each. It is mostly telling a story that's surprisingly not particularly pretentious but quite sad and something that likely many people have experienced before. Though an interesting game, I highly suggest picking this up when on sale due to it being a 5 minute play. [hr][/hr] If you find my reviews useful do follow my [b][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/11028547-Dods-Echo-Chamber/]Curator[/url][/b] page for more!
y. oof.
pov: It's 2016, you're laying on your bed and watching Kyutie
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