Shadow Warrior Classic Redux

Real ninjas play [i]Blood[/i]

The best way to play Duke nukem , wich btw have not only one functional working remaster , shadow Warrior features Lo Wang who is superior to Duke in every way , not only the way of the Wang, The game is first class old shooter with a redicules sence of humor , starting with Wang what is also a Asian pseudonym for , well i think you know if not you will get a clue after you got all related phrases in the games one liners. The Theme is a wide mixture of Asian mostly japanese and chinese steriotypes blended in a satirical frame and a lot of stupid bullshitting , for example most likely American made dysfunctional turrets are commented.For the plot its nothing more than the common 80´s/90´s action movie stuff , outraging company boss reaches out to become the superpower and rule the globe and his employe thats in the know get own a warpath to stop that overture The gameplay is nice fleshed out for an 1997 one , plays better than nuke em , got also nukes but mostly all the weapons you would expect.Main differnces are the level of brainusage thats needed to push forward the levels and the Akimbo stiled ones like those beautyfull Uzi ,Ninja nades and more and the throwables. For meele…

It has a few of the problems I have with classic boom shoots (some levels having cryptic progression and me getting lost, bosses just being circle strafe bullet sponge fights, and random difficulty spikes due to enclosed space mob fights) but it has some of my favorite aesthetics, music and weapons in classic boom shooters. So, good stuff.

Ancient Chinese Secret, 10/10

[i]Shadow Warrior Classic Redux[/i] is one of the great old-school ego-shooters of the late 20th century. (Feel old already?). It gave you everything a kids or teenager heart ever wanted: A ninja sword, Shuriken (Ninja stars), Double Uzis and a Rocket Launcher that could launch a nuclear bomb. With that arsenal you would bath the world in blood and gore as well as gawk at semi erotic pictures of women and anime girl characters, all the while your character made a lot of inappropriate jokes in bad taste. And it all was rated for adults… ahhh the good old time. You play Lo-Wang the [i] Shadow Warrior[/i]. He is a master of the melee and armed combat. An old Warrior following an antient path, with the humor and the self-restrained of a 13-year-old badly supervised teenager. And while I am sure that this game has a story, all I can tell after playing it over the decades is, that “Zilla sends his regards…” (First level, first 3 seconds of the game) and then a lot of people and monster have to die (including Zilla). If you are interested in this game, you either played it when it was “new” or you really must be into very old ego-shooters. For today standards the graphics is bad an…

100% achievements. Lo Wang - "Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?