Funk of Titans

"Funk of Titans" is a mobile app that's been dumped on Steam as if it was a real PC game (it's not)... it's a cash grab from greedy mobile devs. The game is yet another of several hundred, if not thousands of garbage low effort endless runners plaguing Steam. There's a couple of minigames tacked on but the core theme is just badly done autorunning. There's a cartoony "Ancient Greece meets jive" comedy/meme theme that didn't help this mobile app attain popularity on the mobile app stores, and it seems to have since been removed. That should be no surprise, Google and Apple have QA departments. It's still here on Steam. From a technical perspective, as a mobile app, this doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The mobile app features low-polygon "retro" assets with cartoony, mobile app style shader effects, making this look like a barely functional mobile app from 15 years ago. This visual style is a method that lazy devs often use when they have a lack of interest/capabilty to create highly detailed, high poly models and instead use shader effects to disguise that shortcoming under the name of "art", or "We made it look bad on purpose…

Funk of Titans, developed by A Crowd of Monsters and published by MG Publishing, is a side-scrolling runner that leans heavily on its eccentric concept, blending Greek mythology with a stylized celebration of music culture. It presents itself with a bold sense of personality, framing its action around a surreal conflict between musical genres, but while its premise is undeniably distinctive, the underlying gameplay reveals a more limited and uneven experience. The game places players in the role of Perseus, reimagined as a champion of funk tasked with restoring balance to a world overrun by rival musical influences. The narrative is intentionally exaggerated and comedic, treating its premise as a parody rather than a serious story. While this gives the game a unique tone, the plot remains largely superficial, serving as a backdrop rather than a driving force. It introduces its central idea effectively but does little to expand upon it, resulting in a narrative that feels more like a recurring joke than a fully developed concept. Gameplay is built around an auto-running structure, where Perseus continuously moves forward while the player controls jumps, attacks, and occasional int…

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of y…

Funkier than Borderlands 4

It's a music game with boring music. They used generic, licensable music and it's obvious. First game I've actually hidden and meant it... Sorry Hun Pop, I wont do that to you again.

Do you need a new Donkey Kong Country, but also need to let the beat... drrrrrop? does this blacksploitation platformer have the cowbell for you. Good Times will be had, your lip will curl with the funky funky monster sounds getting your neck groove on. Well worth the 10-15 hours to 100%