

Nope Nope Nurses
Dark One! · January 26, 2022 · Sexual Content, Hentai, Adventure, Nudity, Visual Novel
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Nope Nope Nurses costs £3.09 in the United Kingdom, €3.35 in Europe (EUR), $3.99 in the United States, $3.99 in Georgia (USD), R$7.59 in Brazil, zł14.39 in Poland, CA$22.79 in Canada, NZ$24.79 in New Zealand and A$28.95 in Australia right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| £3.09 −80% | £3.09 | £4.90 | 4 | |
| €3.35 −80% | €3.35 | €5.72 | 5 | |
| $3.99 −80% | $3.99 | $6.49 | 4 | |
| $3.99 −80% | $3.99 | — | 3 | |
| R$7.59 −80% | R$7.59 | — | 3 | |
| zł14.39 −80% | zł14.39 | zł24.99 | 4 | |
| CA$22.79 | CA$22.79 | — | 1 | |
| NZ$24.79 | NZ$24.79 | — | 1 | |
| A$28.95 | A$28.95 | — | 1 |
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About Nope Nope Nurses
Nope Nope Nurses is a visual novel where you play as a hospitalized patient trying to survive interactions with four terrible nurses—each more dysfunctional than the last—while dealing with a rare medical condition. Featuring full Japanese voice acting and a darkly comedic premise, it flips the script on traditional romance visual novels by making every relationship antagonistic and chaotic.

FEATURES
- A visual novel about a hospital where all the nurses are the worst
Full Japanese voice acting by seasoned professionals
SUMMARY
Hospital ≠ hospitality...?!
Yamada is afflicted with a rare condition that makes his life hard, and when he manages to break bones in both his hands too, he ends up on a medical bed with beautiful nurses tending to his every need.
Make no mistake, though—these nurses are vicious and no love sparks fly... Will young Yamada leave the hospital with his sanity intact?
CHARACTER
"Begrudging Nurse" TachibanaVoice: Mirau
Serious, responsible, and excellent at her job. However, after being stuck between difficult management and inexperienced juniors for so long, her expression is as austere as her gaze is icy—even to her patients and colleagues. Tachibana's compassion and love for nursing have all but faded, and she attends to Yamada in a brisk, soulless manner, driven only by her stubborn sense of duty.
"Insidious Nurse" KurokawaVoice: Hikaru Isshiki
Sneaky and self-deprecating, Kurokawa is quick to bow and scrape when caught out, but is equally adept at bad-mouthing others the second they're not in the room. A self-proclaimed "trash human" with a penchant for petty revenge on all rivals, real or imagined. Avoids confronting people she sees as more powerful, but revels in bullying the weak. This nurse also loves to play the victim card—and believes all her own nonsense, too. Suspects Yamada to be fellow trash and thus a potential ally.
"Violent Nurse" YamaguchiVoice: Misaki Kamishiro
Former teen delinquent with a mean violent streak and obvious anger management issues—Yamaguchi is keen to let her fists do the talking for her. Perhaps due to her rough past, she doesn't take well to perceived slights and has a problem with following orders. Underneath, she's a hopeless romantic, although this softer side is never directed at Yamada.
"Demotivational Nurse" HiramatsuVoice: Elena Kaibara
Chronically lazy and unmotivated. Slacks off every chance she gets unless constantly supervised. Hiramatsu is thoroughly apathetic and indifferent, not least when tending to Yamada's needs. She gives off a languid anti-work aura wherever she goes, and takes her sweet time getting anything done. Sports a consistently sloppy and unkempt appearance. About the only time this nurse perks up is when she's been drinking.
Nope Nope Nurses — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Nope Nope Nurses is a visual novel that blends adult content with a deliberately unsettling hospital setting, creating an experience players find either memorably bizarre or tonally confused depending on their tolerance for psychological discomfort mixed with comedy. Players praise the anime adaptation and character writing, particularly enjoying the abrasive personalities and dark humor, though some find the mix of sexual content with the oppressive atmosphere jarring and feel the game works better if you lack workplace experience to compare it against.
The game has bit of an identity crisis; it has decent art and femdom but the sexual content doesn't mix well with the oppressive hospital environment and its impact on the nurses. I genuinely blanked for a moment when I saw Kurokawa burst into tears, ♥♥♥♥ is really like that sometimes especially amongst female colleagues. You would probably enjoy this game more if you have no work history. I say this because the nurses are really reminiscent of some people I had the fortune and misfortune of working with. I absolutely despise people like Tachibana. Her work discipline is only matched by her being too retarded to realize that work is a team effort. Urban equivalent of a pack mule. Yamaguchi needs to be sent to a blue collar environment like a textile mill to have her tough personality "recalibrated". I don't even know what to say to Hiramatsu. Long story short just marry and have your life ruined by Kurokawa.8 found this helpful
Loved the anime series to the point I wished I was in a hospital like mc and funny enough I got my wish granted of being 15 days in that hell hole but the nurses didn't flirted with me :( Had to try the novel and wow it's epic, Tachibana still best girl,I just love myself a girl that absolutely hates my guts with straight up full hate and giving me cold stares Best hentai novel3 found this helpful
you like being useless while hot nurses do stuff? get it3 found this helpful
Masterpiece!! I love the disgusted faces these breathtaking nurses make ❤️2 found this helpful
[h3]|Sakusei Byoutou ~Seikaku Saiaku no Nurse Shika Inai Byouin de Shasei Kanri Seikatsu~| - 6/10.[/h3] [b]Quote:[/b] <'You may be a loser, but I'm willing to accept that I'm a loser, too... So let's be trash together.'> [b]Char:[/b] Kurokawa. [b]OST:[/b] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vVPETXrKmc] Main Theme [/url] [b]Info:[/b] 5h35m (EN), 100% (All gallery), [2026-07-06 > 2026-07-07] [b]Tierlist:[/b] [url=https://www.tumblr.com/juxtyolo/827669525400092672/sakusei-byoutou-seikaku-saiaku-no-nurse-shika] Tumblr Link [/url]1 found this helpful
ive never played an h vn before, feel very confident in saying that i'm never trying one again. geniuenly wtf.
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