Mouse Mayhem Shooting & Racing

This "game" is one of the [b]lowest quality[/b] I've ever played. First and foremost, it's a mobile game that was half-аss ported to PC, without even removing touchscreen controls. It looks like you have to play with jerking mouse between left and right on-screen buttons, but you actually can use [u]two[/u] keyboard buttons! Up arrow to jump and right arrow to shoot. Intuitive, isn't it? And that's it. You can't change button binds. You can't even exit the game, there is no button and Esc doesn't work, you have to stop it with Alt+F4. And as with any mobile game, you have cosmetics, that don't change anything in gameplay. Speaking of [b]gameplay[/b], it's a typical runner game, badly implemented. E. g. if you fall of the screen, you die, even if there is actually ground right under the edge of screen. There are stars to collect, somewhy they have $ value (to spend on cosmetics) and you can't get them all in a run, also there are enemies like some weird bugs, "Angry Birds"-like birds, robots, army helicopters and passenger planes [i](WTF?)[/i] you can shoot. Levels are short and you can't chose the level, like, at all, can't go back to older levels. You start right into the action…

No matter how ''embarassing'' this might sound for you, this game honest to God saved my marriage. While I was watching this football game between Czechia and Croatia on this beautiful Friday evening, my gorgeous son spent our loan money on this ridiculous game, thinking it would be fun to play it. After I told him to go to his room, my wife came in to the living room telling me to stop ''screaming'', I wasn't ''screaming'', I just have a strong voice. Either way, I told my wife to sit down by the laptop to play this horrible game that my Gorgeous son bought, or I would do something really bad. She listened to my command and started launching this God forbidden game. At the same day, we were signing our divorce papers, because I apparently am a shame to this family, but since she was distracted, I shredded the divorce papers. My wife suffers from severe onset dementia and keeps forgetting what she does, so when she was finished playing this beautiful game that my Gorgeous son payed with our loan money, she forgot that we were divorcing. I hugged her, and said that ''everything would be alright'', but since no one was at the kitchen, I was really craving for a mayo sandwhich. Thank …

'SUEAKY' please let my family go

[0] Controls & Training & Help [0] Menu & Settings [0.1] Sound & Music [0.1] Graphics [0.1] Game Design [0] Game Story [0.1] Game Content [0] Time to complete feels ok? (& if the Game can be repeatedly played again) [0] is it Enjoyable & Fun? [0] Could it hold a spot in Favorites? [0] BONUS point: Multi-Player related [0] BONUS point: Review for VR Stars received: 0.4/10 ___ Note: v.3 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions Game description key-points: Prepare to laugh! Overview: made for minor kids, but to fast for them. Mo with strong desire to die.

worst game ever haha i cannot believe they even made a game this bad :(