Squares of Hell

Squares of Hell

Tetrapunk Design · April 1, 2026 · Puzzle, Point & Click, Dark Humor, Hand-drawn, Robots

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Squares of Hell price by region

Squares of Hell costs £13.75 in the United Kingdom, $14.99 in the United States, $14.99 in Georgia (USD), €15.49 in Europe (EUR), CA$17.99 in Canada, A$20.95 in Australia, NZ$23.49 in New Zealand, R$53.49 in Brazil and zł62.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Squares of Hell offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £13.75 £13.75 — 1
United Statesyour region $14.99 $14.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $14.99 $14.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €15.49 €15.49 — 1
Canada CA$17.99 CA$17.99 — 1
Australia A$20.95 A$20.95 — 1
New Zealand NZ$23.49 NZ$23.49 — 1
Brazil R$53.49 R$53.49 — 1
Poland zł62.99 zł62.99 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Squares of Hell

🟥 Squares of HellWelcome to Hell. But forget Dante’s circles — here everything is square, mechanical, and absurdly stupid.
You are entering the Squares of Hell — puzzle rooms where every level means one sinner, one demon, and bizarre machines that make no sense… but still somehow work.👼 In the first square, you rescue a rock angel with dragonfly wings. Yes, he shreds guitar riffs and drops sarcastic hints when your brain burns out faster than the sinner’s cigarette.
🚬 Sinner #1: he smoked so much he smoked out his whole family and the dog. Now he jumps forever at a giant cigarette he’ll never reach. Solve the puzzle, trick the demon — and let the poor guy take a puff. The smoke cloud opens the door to the next square.🚗 Sinner #2: once a driver who drenched pedestrians with puddle water. Now he’s cursed to push a car uphill like Sisyphus, only to watch it roll back down. Your task — put the demon to sleep with caffeine and fix the car. Together, you’ll smash through to the next level.
🔊 Sinner #3: a music freak who blasted his neighbors out of the neighborhood. Now he jumps on a giant speaker until he finds peace in a suspended bed. Use a mechanical hand to tuck him in… and crash the ceiling down to reveal the exit.And so on — every level is more absurd, every sin more petty, and every punishment more ridiculous. Ride hellish carousels, control a six-legged robot booth, trap demons in machines, and blow entire levels to hell.⚙ Game Features:😈 Absurd sins with even more absurd punishments.
🧩 Puzzles that make you think, laugh, and swear at the same time.
🎸 A sarcastic rock angel as your guide through the squares of hell.
🚬 Smoking, coffee, loud music, garbage bags, and hellish mechanics.
🔥 A journey through hell’s squares: from cigarette smoke to lava bridges.Squares of Hell is a puzzle game for those tired of righteous games about heaven, light, and virtue.
Here, you help sinners indulge their petty vices, outsmart demons, and descend deeper into the inferno.Welcome to the square-logic hell. Survivors aren’t the smartest — just the most cynical.

Squares of Hell — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jun 16, 2024
Very witty and amusing puzzle game with probably my favorite hint mechanic. Good production values, notably the sound effects, animations, and hint mechanic. Not so much the controls.
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Recommended Jun 8, 2026
Forget everything you know about traditional visions of the underworld. There are no endless circles inspired by ancient literature, no solemn judgments, and certainly no grand moral lessons waiting to be learned. Instead, welcome to the bizarre and unpredictable world of Squares of Hell, a place where every corner is angular, every punishment is absurd, and every solution requires a combination of logic, creativity, and a willingness to embrace complete nonsense. This is a realm where demons construct ridiculous machines, sinners endure strangely specific punishments, and common sense seems to have been abandoned long ago. Your journey begins within the first of many strange squares that make up this unusual version of Hell. Rather than facing terrifying monsters or apocalyptic horrors, you are introduced to one of the most unexpected companions imaginable: a rock angel carved from stone and equipped with delicate dragonfly wings. This eccentric guide serves as both mentor and commentator throughout the adventure. Armed with a sharp tongue and an endless supply of sarcastic remarks, the angel provides hints whenever puzzles become particularly frustrating. Between his cynical obs…
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