Horny Haunts

Horny Haunts

Naelstrof · August 19, 2025 · Sexual Content, 2D Platformer, Platformer, Nudity, Action

Buy Horny Haunts from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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$4.99
lowest tracked $3.49
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Where to buy Horny Haunts — official stores

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Standard Edition · Steam
$4.99
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Horny Haunts price by region

Horny Haunts costs $3.29 in Georgia (USD), £4.29 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, €4.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$6.49 in Canada, NZ$7.39 in New Zealand, A$7.50 in Australia, R$16.99 in Brazil and zł22.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Horny Haunts offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $3.29 $3.29 — 1
United Kingdom £4.29 £4.29 — 1
United Statesyour region $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €4.99 €4.99 — 1
Canada CA$6.49 CA$6.49 — 1
New Zealand NZ$7.39 NZ$7.39 — 1
Australia A$7.50 A$7.50 — 1
Brazil R$16.99 R$16.99 — 1
Poland zł22.99 zł22.99 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Horny Haunts

Horny Haunts is a single-player platformer, where instead of surviving dangerous levels, you're trying to not cum!After getting a hookup on a haunted phone app, will you be able to brave the Horny Haunted mansion to find true love?Horny Haunts is made for Windows and Linux with the following features:
  • Fully animated 3D scenes between a mix of unique enemies and player characters.
  • Procedurally generated dungeon levels.
  • Advanced penetration and jiggle technology.

Horny Haunts — game info

Platforms
Windows, Linux / SteamOS
Steam Deck
Verified
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Sep 29, 2026
as an H game connoisseur this is basically not worth the 5 dollars i spent and did refund this
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Recommended Aug 23, 2026
Simple and short platformer. Honestly, I am positive about it but I do not think it is worth your time, purely due to the lack of stuff to do. Yeah, there are many modifiers and that stuff is fine, but it feels kinda shallow after you completed everything twice. HOWEVER: to the developer, I love your models. I know they need to be simple but the artstyle is genuinely nice. Good work.
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Oct 7, 2026
Time trial insta-kill fog in a randomly-generated game where you get KO'd alot how does that sound fun,like in the slightest
Not recommended Oct 6, 2026
Personaly i'm very disapointed at this game, I had higher expectations for this game by the title. There is not enough lore and character/world building, I dont really get our motivation to enter this mansion do we know this individual who invited us to have sexual intercourse?
Recommended Sep 28, 2026
Pretty good! When I was playing the game and got hit a lot and fell to the ground, I was like UGGGH GET UP GET UP GET UUUP, just gamer instincts. XD
Recommended Sep 27, 2026
A super simple game but very cute and fun for the price! Great art as well.

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